Weirdness

I like to think I’m funny sometimes

[babypeachprincess]

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[pukicho]

I had a cool dream where I was hooting at an owl so I could get it to hoot back at me and my hoots attracted a wolf

[pukicho]

Dream haters are sickly freaks who die in damp caves due to malnutrition

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[accras]

Two-year-old Albert Apsassin feeling the spirit at National Indigenous Peoples Day in Camrose, Alberta.

[knitmeapony]

Babies doing the Thing with their grownups will never not be an immediate and loving reblog.

[aspen-aura]

This is also important because until 1951, Indigenous kids were not allowed to dance at pow wows. It was illegal for them to participate. This is not only heartwarming, but an act of defiance against the ongoing oppression and genocide sanctioned by the Canadian government.

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[heyday-mayday2k]

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[mismaxx]

What is the meaning of international law at this point when some countries are allowed complete impunity to do whatever they want without consequences

[figuring-421]

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HEADS UP: The U.S. Postal Service quietly changed how postmarks work.

Mail is no longer automatically postmarked with the date you drop it off. Instead, the postmark now reflects the date it’s first processed by an automated sorting facility — which can be days later.

If you mail something right at a deadline, the official postmark could be later than your drop-off date and may be considered late.

If mailing date matters to you, go inside the post office and request a hand-stamped postmark.

USPS postmark shake-up could cost you big — property tax payers warned of surprise late fees

A new USPS postmark rule may cause property tax payments to look late even when people mail them on time. The change can create surprise lat

This will invalidate votes too

[seymour-butz-stuff]

This will invalidate votes too

ding ding ding ding ding

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[fredersen]

shrimply having a wonderful fishmastime

[fredersen]

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Tuesday?

[ruinedchildhood]

[kosmogrl]

i’m in tears

[egberts]

can grief stop hiding in the half smoked cigarettes my impoverished father would've farmed from the cracks in the sidewalk outside of a convenience store? the same half smoked cigarettes that eventually killed him of lung cancer? that he insisted on taking secret puffs of until he literally couldn't breathe anymore? it's an ironically cruel place for a fond memory to be

[egberts]

my dad would've smoked that

[curlyburp]

[egberts]

this made me howl with laughter so thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually