13unny🐇

🩷 💜 she/her, 21+, certified willhead, goalie appreciator, professor hockey and a_la_nuit enjoyer 💙🦈

[puck13unny]

tagged by @breakawayinthebay 💙 aka why I’m rooting for the avs and no longer on the sabres bandwagon

Currently reading: East of Eden by John Steinbeck, Beartown by Fredrik Backman, and Anne, la Maison aux Pignons Verts by L.M. Montgomery (five star reread mais en français). also, let's be real, every willmack fic on ao3 as evidenced by my daily discord fic recs :))

Last listened to: SeeJayitsShrilk ft. Mai and Aykana (the premier discord vc podcast interview) or alternatively reading east of eden on spotify

Favorite flower: the one I was named after

Currently watching: game 7 of montreal v tampa (HABS WINNNNN with single digit sog is crazy)

Current obsession: the concept of a houston nhl team called the Houston Command with players called Commanders and a “houston we have a problem” announcement when we're on pk (though I will take any houston nhl team I'm not picky 🙏)

Currently working on: graduating this month (bs in cs + bs in psych + math minor + marketing minor). Also I'm not a writer, and I've never claimed to be a writer, however: a rickwillmack crack fic (Father, Son, and Holy Spitroast) that will never see the light of day, a bad dom mack gift fic "outline" that is somehow already 22k+ words, and a bedsywill winner’s room fic bc I fell for @wshockey's one man propaganda campaign

Last google search: “nhl every goal is for my cat”

Currently wearing: a tank and a skirt I’ve had since elementary school and never grown out of

tagging: fellow wsharem members @hockeyjae @shrilk @soupbrini @dreamingofseastars 🔫 and casual vc guests @plightofthepyrite @themaddestseason

[etheltempest]

it’s never a goalie’s fault when a team loses. except when it’s carter hart. that’s 100% his fault and we should all point and laugh

[neoncat669]

they make me so crazy

[romcomanov]

bussi in his first season playing with his autism awareness helmet shutting out the evil r*pist vgk in their own house. hart seen crying in 4k. seth jarvis going to be given his candy treat. freddie anderson getting a happy ending to a horrible few weeks.

hockey is ROMANTIC!!!

[urie]

hey. dont cry, ok? vgk got shut out at home in an elimination game during the stanley cup finals ❤️

[saggeses]

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

[saggeses]

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

[cutebrini]

“telling Celebrini that you're gonna trade Smith is like telling Superman you're gonna trade Louis Lane”

another case of dudebros rpfing out in youtube comments

https://youtu.be/H_iVksF9izA?si=XWOONjQ3g9DmvK0h

i'm in tears..... pens game changed these dudes lives (same)

[cassili]

"[Will Smith] is half [Macklin Celebrini's] soul as the poets say." - RandomPersonOnTheInternet, basically

even when they're fighting the good fight to put respect on will's name they can't resist rpf-ing out a lil

[pissyleon]

happy pride to leon telling luke to park his big ass in front of the net

[saggeses]

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

[breakawayinthebay]

will pulling up to van all bulked and tan and gorgeous, really what else is mack supposed to do?

[anzekopistar]

I heard you guys wanted the line brawl but with romantic music

[martypantone]

When John Tortorella invariably fucks up again and needs his image rehabilitated, I am going to pitch him my new feature film, Horse Hockey, a heartwarming coming of age story about Torts rescuing an orphaned foal and teaching it to play hockey, Air Bud style.

And obviously the horse is a beast on the ice, even more so under Tortorella’s rigorous coaching. I mean, can you imagine this thing on a breakaway?? Except he’s not the hard-hitting, physical brute that everyone in the league assumes he is. He’s sensitive. He’s patient. He’s got high hockey IQ and beautiful edge work. But the refs only see his size and his (ahem) pedigree, and the horse just keeps racking up the penalty minutes. Teams are starting to get worried he’s a liability, and Tortorella’s ever growing presence as the horse’s coach/agent/father is NOT helping.

In a pivotal game against their divisional rival, the horse gets a five minute major for boarding, and Torts is on the ice before he even registers his body moving, screaming at the refs that “it was clean hit! It’s not his fault he’s 17 hands high!!” But then he feels something on his waist. A hoof, somehow fitted with a hockey skate blade, pulls him back into the penalty box, and the horse whinnies softly until Torts stops his tirade and sits down, pacified. The entire arena looks on, dead silent, as Torts starts reflexively smoothing his fingers through the horse’s beautiful mane, the way he used to every night when the horse was still too young and afraid to leave his side.

And as his horse son looks at him with his big, wet horse eyes and places his big, warm horse head onto his shoulder, John has a realization. He may have taught the horse about stick handling and face offs, but the horse taught him something even more important. The horse taught John Tortorella how to be a little bit more human.

[ungrafted]

still caught up on collin graf’s genuinely horrible luck i constantly feel bad for him

a talented, determined little kid, but he started later than his peers so he was at a disadvantage. a talented, determined young boy, but he was undersized so he was at a disadvantage.

couldn’t go to a boston school even though he wanted to because they didn’t want him. couldn’t get drafted even though he wanted to because they didn’t want him. noted as always being a serious kid because he had to sacrifice everything else about himself to work for what he wanted.

a large part of the reason he chose san jose was because of the opportunity available for him, but after his signing the sharks get a handful of shinier new young talents who did get drafted, so he has to work harder than everyone else just to belong all over again. a smaller part of the reason he chose sj was because he had a friend in henry thrun who really wanted him to sign with sj, and he did, and they were so close, but thrun got traded away.

and he was back and forth between the nhl and the ahl in his first full season in professional hockey. and in his second season they finally saw him as a full-time nhl player, but he was still getting constantly overlooked. and he still didn’t really seem close with his teammates.

he finally finds another friend who he played with when he was young in vincent iorio, just like thrun, but oreo gets put on waivers and claimed by a team on the other side of the country.

also his teammates injure him. also people want to trade him for darnell nurse. also the sharks have yet to extend his contract on a roster overflowing of forwards. also no one cares about him outside of being an extension to willmack

[croszukis]

if you are commenting on a post about real life nick suzuki accomplishing smth cool and important as a nonwhite player in the nhl and go “congrats shane hollander” congrats you are racist and you should die

[cuntylestat]

i genuinely think that caring very deeply about whether a character tops or bottoms as if it's some important moral issue makes you the biggest loser on planet earth

[cuntylestat]

i also think many people don't realize how heteronormative their views on bottoming vs topping are because it usually just boils down to the bottom being the feminine wilting flower and the top being the masculine beast. like maybe question why anyone messing with your favorite gay heteronormativity play upsets you that much lol

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[pantarheid]

how does he manage to look so gay even while doing the universal pussy eating v sign