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Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

leupagus

Bad news, lads.

#princess Wyatt #yep there it is

prince4knights

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

#boy-paws got it in one #princess Wyatt and sir tom

rejamart

tiny chapel

#princess Wyatt #and Mouse #in the kind of accommodations he deserves

mikkorantasen

wyatt johnston - postgame

#a mouse

i really enjoyed the first chapter!!! looking forward to the next one 😁

Ahhhhh!!!! Thank you!!!! I’m so excited about this one!

weird-goodbyes

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

weird-goodbyes

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

gingik

#princess wyatt

wrap me in a chain, a crown, a vine - a wyharls fairytale retelling by pucksdeep55

It’s approximately 855 days into Prince Wyatt’s captivity when a new knight joins the palace guard.

The guard takes him out every day for his morning practice—to a little used courtyard on the other side of the castle, bordered on all sides by high walls he doesn’t have a hope of climbing.

How does he know? He’s tried.

After escape attempt number twelve, Wyatt fully expected to be confined day and night to his room, but the order never came. The guard taking him to the small courtyard doubled, though. And while they teach him all the fighting techniques he’ll probably never use because he’s locked up in in his tower by his stupid, vain, egotistical bitch of a stepmother, they never let him have anything more effective than a dull wooden sword.

And even Wyatt isn’t good enough to overwhelm a six member guard with only a piece of kindling as a weapon.

chapter 1 of 7 is out! I'll be updating each Wednesday

#wyharls #5355 #my fic #princess wyatt #omg its finally done #and I can start posting it!!!!!#I cannot emphasize enough that I hate to camp and you should never trust any of my rudimentary survival skill descriptions lol