Aspiring Town Cryptid

Sam | she/her | resident dumbass | This blog is usually half hockey and half shit posting and I’m so sorry about that.

[annabelle--cane]

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

[realpeoplefiction]

menstruating in the summer should be considered a violation of human rights they should defund the police and give the money to the girlies in stem so they put an end to this

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[mamafriesmeal]

[woodlandmouth]

Now that the citrus scale has been reinstated…

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[pityboy]

i am suffering academically

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[broken-academia]

may you experience very precedented events

[catsbeaversandducks]

Low Resolution Cats

Via Sad and Useless

[anxietyproblem]

[owochimuwu]

I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

[lol-post]

[sundermunder]

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[musicalsarecrack]

sometimes you just gotta run through a golf course singing when you’re having an identity crisis

[toastbutteregg]

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[funnytwittertweets]

[nudityandnerdery]

@staff said that Gritty was too much for Tumblr.

This is not a fight that Tumblr is likely to win.