Sunk Cock Phallacy

I cut the bristles off of toothbrushes I’m Spike

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[krillbeans]

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

[qillermeme]

i love this more and more every time i see it.

[thiskindoflifeisalliknow]

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

[theundergroundwoman]

one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

[theundergroundwoman]

I’m sorry for thinking that grim brutalist design and the vibrant resilience of nature go hand in hand. I’m sorry for seeing how striking, atmospheric and refreshing that looks. I’m right though

[theundergroundwoman]

society if we started making places look like this again just with more plants

[theundergroundwoman]

@c--vsm you literally get it bestie

[256gb]

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[faggotsaint]

everyone in bg3 would be hotter if they where fat

[stephenbrowning]

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[mariacallous]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[only-tiktoks]

[brightlotusmoon]

[animentality]

[mychemicalraymance]

with friends like these, who needs enemies?

[xxarson-forbr3akfastxx]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[gnilliam]

3 hours into smoking weed on the couch with my friend and two visual novel dialogue options appear in the bottom of my vision and they say "let's frot sso much we start a friction fire" and "you will not leave the place alive!"

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

hi me and my girlfriend saw you from across the part and i just wanted to tell you you're really cute and ask if we can inject you with these weird chemicals we found in a dumpster

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

[myclericalromance]

sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

[talestobetold]

thought this was gonna be about Veggie Tales

[mtndewloyalist-xix]

You can do it to them too

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool