I'll tumble for you

Always with the tumbling.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[humansofnewyork]

“My daughter was about to graduate high school when I lost my husband to a motorbike accident. She wanted to go to university but there was no one to support us. I’m an old-fashioned person. I’m not very smart. I only graduated from junior high school. But I wanted her to be better than me. I asked our relatives for help, but they all refused me. Out of desperation I approached my landlord. And she was the only one who supported us. She told me: ‘Get back on your feet so your daughter will have a chance.’ She loaned us half the tuition. The other half I earned by working morning to night. I was doing laundry. I was doing dishwashing. I was going around selling cookies and cakes. My daughter graduated recently and became a midwife. All my hard work paid off. We’ve been paying back the loan. And a few months ago she asked for my bank account number, and she’s been putting money in every week.” (Jakarta, Indonesia)

[puffypie]

Hello

Been a while.

🦄

[theonion]

Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings

[puffypie]

Oh the OUTRAGE!

What has this world become?

[puffypie]

So yeah

Hello, been a while.

Brief catch up: My girl finished school and is halfway through year one Premed at Wollongong Uni. She's moved out to be closer to Uni which saves her a 3 hour round trip each day.

She's in a shared home with 3 other Uni girls and discovering the joys of having her last ripe tomato, last tampon and last chance of sleeping stolen every other day. She's ok though, in fact thriving...just without the ripe tomatoes and tampons and......

I've got pneumonia WOOT but I think getting better because I can type this AND breathe at the same time.

I've actually missed many of you and so think I'll start reading and writing again here.

Hi and bye for now xxx

[theonion]

Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’

NEW YORK—In a dramatic break from the singer’s past incarnations, including her more aggressive recent image, Taylor Swift unveiled an even darker persona Friday with the release of her new single, “Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend.” “From the moment we see her chewing the entrails of a bound-and-gagged man wrapped in coils of barbed wire, it’s obvious this is a version of Taylor we definitely haven’t seen before,” said Billboard magazine writer Joseph Wohl in a post analyzing the new song and its accompanying music video, which feature graphic images of self-mutilation, a bass line sampled from a recording of cattle slaughter, and multiple lyrical references to genocide. “In the pre-chorus, when she sings, ‘I’m going to hatefuck you till the worms feast on your eyes,’ it’s not clear if she’s referring to ex-boyfriend Tom Hiddleston, her rival Katy Perry, or her ongoing feud with Kanye West. But it’s obvious from the bursts of industrial noise and mid-song interlude involving an imagined phone call with serial killer John Wayne Gacy that this new Taylor isn’t playing around.” At press time, several music blogs had reportedly criticized the single as overly derivative of artists like Throbbing Gristle and Anal Cunt as well as for appropriating imagery from Pier Pasolini’s film, The 120 Days Of Sodom.

[puffypie]

Bringing you some 1970s tiles magic.

[puffypie]

RIP sweet Peggy. She passed a month after Pablo, both were 15 years old. I kept feeling for her beside me on my bed last night. I miss her already. Darling girl, thank you xxx

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Know this: you can start over each morning.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Counting on it.

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[puffypie]

Makes my heart happy.

Go bunny and doggy you good things.

[puffypie]

We miss Pablo so much, Peggy, also 15, is fading away and has accepted wearing newborn nappies ( hole cut for her tail). Bless my darling.

[puffypie]

Warning!

Gratuitous rant. Some people are just total dickwad tools. Some people have fucking agendas that continuously flow beneath their more conscious and vast fucktard awareness where all that matters is to manipulate / undermine and ensure that rain hail or shine they will come out smelling like roses. I'm an intelligent woman, I, however, am NOT A FUCKING PLAYER and I'm exhausted with this game at work. GRRRRRRRR I have no answers for now but I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY and even though I need to let my anger rip sometimes it scares me that I don't know how to use it to motivate me to do well. If I don't most of it will implode and the rest will explode. Where are my ANGER superpower wings??? Anyone got some they can loan for a while?

[puffypie]

RIP Pablo My darling and perfect boy, 15 years old, died at home beside me last night. I knew it was coming so stayed home with him past few days, no signs of pain or distress so He didn't need any medication. I'm so grateful for being beside him in his last days. Peggy is the same age, Pretty tough for her after 15 years together. We'll look after each other. Fuck. I'm just gutted saying goodbye. Bless you Pablo, the most handsome and loyal gentleman, I'm going to miss you sweets 🙏🏼

[puffypie]

My darling boy

Pablo is 15 years old, a Shi'tzu x Maltese. He's been my most faithful pet of more than I can count. Peggy is a pure Shi'tzu and they are the same age, grew up together. Pablo is dying, I believe from an internal bleed, the symptoms all say so. He hasn't eaten for several days and hasn't had any water for 3 days. If he was in pain or distress I would take him to the vet to get a prescription for whatever it takes to let my darling boy die without pain and with dignity but he's slipping away beside me, allowing me to take care of him. For two days I've taken time off work just to be with him, I know he's going to die soon and I can type these words but fuck I can't say them out loud. Pablo is one of the very best friends I've ever had. To be really truthful he's the closest in many ways. No complications, no judgements and whenever he's in the same room as me he simply looks at me, keeps his eye on me even when I may have forgotten he's there I'll look over at him and he's still watching me. The slightest indication of pain, or any other symptoms I'll be right onto it but for now Pablo, Peggy, myself and India are together. Fuck...I knew this would happen one day.

[puffypie]

My adorable nieces, so much joy. This years crop of bananas, so many bananas. Myself and my girl at the beach, 7.30 pm. The ocean's still warm one month into Autumn. India's studying Pre med at Uni which is one of the toughest degrees plus it's over an hours drive to Uni and longer by train 4 days/week. But she's doing it and doing well. If she decides to continue after 3 years of pre med to apply for Medicine that will be another 4 years at least. I'm ok/ so not ok/up/down and sometimes on the level. I'm still here though and some of you cross my minds now and then.

[theonion]

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[theonion]

‘Yes, But How Did He Die?’ Ghoulish American Public Asks Of Recent Celebrity Death While Rubbing Delicate, Bony Hands Together And Smiling Thinly

WASHINGTON—A glint of curiosity in their otherwise lifeless eyes, the American public ghoulishly asked Thursday upon hearing of a recent celebrity death, “Yes, but how did he die?” as they rubbed their bony hands together and thinly smiled. “Was it an overdose?” said Mark Gansby of Chelmsford, MA, one of the hundreds of millions of Americans who licked their cracked, desiccated lips and wanted to know if he died peacefully or suffered first. “Was there blood? Did he die alone in a hotel room or something?” At press time, the nation had learned the celebrity had taken his own life and, saliva beading on the corners of their mouths, leaned in to ask if he shot himself.

[puffypie]

Touché.