Let's Get Festive!

[genderconcealparty]

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[dorothylarouge]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[segamascott]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[monster2001]

[tsunflowers]

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[makaronypoflotskiofficial]

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

[minmos]

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

[minmos]

why are you like this?

[oscarjamesleigh]

[tastylemonbread]

[awildwickedslip]

the fact em forster lost his virginity at the age of 37 and then was too busy having gay sex to write…inspiring

[awildwickedslip]

like he literally said this

[jeannereames]

[theonion]

Lifting up the hem of existence as she gestured for the kids to go within and explore, Melania Trump reportedly informed children visiting the White House on Sunday that she had hidden many Easter eggs behind the curtain of reality. “Hurry inside, boys and girls, for there are many trinkets and treats to be found beyond the edge of human reckoning,” said the first lady, pulling away a section of the fabric of reality in the Oval Office to reveal an endless cosmic void without hope or logic where pastel-colored eggs floated alongside a costumed Easter Bunny.

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[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

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