hello,,

i am a strapping young cowboy at heart. i have a fantastic mustache. 23

[todaysbird]

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

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[lord-raccoon]

damn girl nice lipstick you rockin it

[depsidase]

[veeranger]

furthermore i truly believe you should eat a meal before making any big choices, confrontations, vents, etc. i promise 100% of the time you will feel better and more balanced with food in your stomach. you should never do anything that will have consequences on anything less than a full stomach

[veeranger]

i want to kiss you on the lips for 1) saying orc instead of hobbit and 2) being like the only person out of 6k people to gender me correctly

[dovv]

[killapunk]

[vicious-seamonkey]

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: No Cats Detected

someone who knows ferret and dinosaur behavior is going to need to weigh in here.

[is-the-ferret-dino-video-cute]

yeah is fine xoxo

[sleepy-bebby]

[heroofthreefaces]

it’s

it’s got a fr

it’s got a, a frog in its th

[b1rdonawire]

when mitski said I MISS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING

[whats-a-bear]

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

[funnydwagon]

I disagree!

[whats-a-bear]

you know what has to happen now

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

milfs are beating me to death with pool noodles

[shirtsthatgohard]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[oneheadtoanother]

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[on-the-west-wind]

[spadefish]

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

[unclefather]

[neonpigeons]

I understand it's just good manners and what's expected to be said during a customer service interaction, but there is something funny to me about the pharmacist saying "how are you?" and I'm like "I'm fine" but like. girl you just handed me two antidepressants and a stimulant I think we both know how I'm doing