If any Pay Pigs or SugarDaddies are man enough to prove they have the cash to spend on my time, DM me for Venmo info. Serious men ONLY. I’m not here to play games.
d e v o n

blake kathryn

tannertan36
Stranger Things

Andulka

JVL
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
cherry valley forever
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
No title available
RMH
DEAR READER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

No title available
Claire Keane
seen from United States

seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
@punchfacechampionn
If any Pay Pigs or SugarDaddies are man enough to prove they have the cash to spend on my time, DM me for Venmo info. Serious men ONLY. I’m not here to play games.
Took a little break from Tumblr
Really only back to suss out income options xoxo
it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?
this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???
That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist
Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?
ILOVEDTHATEGYPTOLOGYBOOK to the point that I took that shit into my elementary school, and made kids think I was Indana freakin Jones with my mummy knowledge
*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch
hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one
Ill give you a hint, it moos
thanks yeah it’s the moose
Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool
Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.
Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.
Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.
Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.
“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement
The high standards of masculinity that is put upon men is actually enforced by other men, and have nothing to do with women. It is not an example of ways that women “oppress” men
I need to add this: Most of the high standards of masculinity are directly influenced by a low opinion of women and a high opinion of men. Men are confronted with violence and hatred for doing things that are perceived as feminine not only because they are things associated with women, but because they are men and are “supposed” to be better than women by avoiding these things. Toxic masculinity is fueled by sexism. Women have nothing to do with do with it, no matter what bigotry individual women have. Women being taught that femininity is bad, especially when being performed by someone “supposed” to, isn’t an example of hypermasculinity being imposed by women. These women got this perception from men and are spreading it because it is normalized.
So I found a story I wrote years ago
It’s really awful, but some better highlights include: “He was, unfortunately, handsome.”
and
“My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt.”
These are top quality sentences, I just want you to know.
I really love both, but especially the first
donald trump rly said that muslims should be made to wear a badge in the us… does that sound… familiar… a little bit… hmm
i cant believe this website is a fucking fourth grader
sounds about right
I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art
here’s the sensible chuckle
now give us the fetish art
no
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
#stop calling me out
Hmu if you have an outdoorsy picture of amy sedaris giving the middle finger
Sylvia Rivera calling out gays and lesbians for their trans exclusion in 1973 at the Christopher Street Liberation Day rally (x)
do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust
your fave is problematic: yourself
Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.
^^^^^^
The Straights™: Stop making everything gay
God forbid less than a tenth of the characters on tv be LGBTQIA
And most of them are on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I was thinking of many ways to introduce this post but I really just decided to go with - stop yo whitewashing.
You can still achieve your pretty pastel without whitewashing. I’m sure most of you have been on tumblr long enough to know why it’s wrong and why there isn’t an excuse. So I made this ‘cause I’ve been seeing a lot of whitewashed Bill edis and with two beautiful poc cast as companions for the next series, I could no longer hold my tongue.
The first gif is a PSD without any adjustments. This is obviously whitewashing and making her skin lighter and there’s no excuse based on ‘artistic license’. Whitewashing is what it is. If it’s your style to make gifs so pale they whitewash poc then you either have to change your style or not gif poc. You can still achieve your aesthetic without whitewashing,
with just a few adjustments.
TIPS & TRICKS UNDER THE CUT; [plural may be deceiving… It’s one simple tip]
Keep reading