Punch Face Champion

welcome to my quarter-life crisis GRYFFINDOR { wear }

[punchfacechampionn]

If any Pay Pigs or SugarDaddies are man enough to prove they have the cash to spend on my time, DM me for Venmo info. Serious men ONLY. I’m not here to play games.

[punchfacechampionn]

Took a little break from Tumblr

Really only back to suss out income options xoxo

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

[punchfacechampionn]

ILOVEDTHATEGYPTOLOGYBOOK to the point that I took that shit into my elementary school, and made kids think I was Indana freakin Jones with my mummy knowledge

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[officialunitedstates]

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

[cigaretteslutx]

Ill give you a hint, it moos

[officialunitedstates]

thanks yeah it’s the moose

[dream-of-phraxos]

[ohnonotgood]

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

[rosietheamazon]

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

[cr1mson5thestranger]

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.

Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

[sofiama]

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

[powerfulwizard]

The high standards of masculinity that is put upon men is actually enforced by other men, and have nothing to do with women. It is not an example of ways that women “oppress” men

[allmightyidiot-deactivated20240]

I need to add this: Most of the high standards of masculinity are directly influenced by a low opinion of women and a high opinion of men. Men are confronted with violence and hatred for doing things that are perceived as feminine not only because they are things associated with women, but because they are men and are “supposed” to be better than women by avoiding these things. Toxic masculinity is fueled by sexism. Women have nothing to do with do with it, no matter what bigotry individual women have. Women being taught that femininity is bad, especially when being performed by someone “supposed” to, isn’t an example of hypermasculinity being imposed by women. These women got this perception from men and are spreading it because it is normalized. 

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

So I found a story I wrote years ago

It’s really awful, but some better highlights include:  “He was, unfortunately, handsome.” 

and

“My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt.” 

[luckyladylily]

These are top quality sentences, I just want you to know.

[nemuineko]

I really love both, but especially the first

[rosegoldlips]

donald trump rly said that muslims should be made to wear a badge in the us… does that sound… familiar… a little bit… hmm

[marsixm]

i cant believe this website is a fucking fourth grader

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

sounds about right

[lohboh]

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

[lohboh]

here’s the sensible chuckle

[defunct-blog]

now give us the fetish art

[lohboh]

no

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[pauldinello]

Hmu if you have an outdoorsy picture of amy sedaris giving the middle finger

[flatpointhigh-deactivated201805]

[fiercetransgirls]

Sylvia Rivera calling out gays and lesbians for their trans exclusion in 1973 at the Christopher Street Liberation Day rally (x)

[autoneurotic]

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

[icbiwf]

your fave is problematic: yourself

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

[punchfacechampionn]

^^^^^^

[thewickedonee]

The Straights™: Stop making everything gay

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

God forbid less than a tenth of the characters on tv be LGBTQIA

[punchfacechampionn]

And most of them are on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[katiemcgrath]

I was thinking of many ways to introduce this post but I really just decided to go with - stop yo whitewashing. 

You can still achieve your pretty pastel without whitewashing. I’m sure most of you have been on tumblr long enough to know why it’s wrong and why there isn’t an excuse. So I made this ‘cause I’ve been seeing a lot of whitewashed Bill edis and with two beautiful poc cast as companions for the next series, I could no longer hold my tongue. 

The first gif is a PSD without any adjustments. This is obviously whitewashing and making her skin lighter and there’s no excuse based on ‘artistic license’. Whitewashing is what it is. If it’s your style to make gifs so pale they whitewash poc then you either have to change your style or not gif poc. You can still achieve your aesthetic without whitewashing,

with just a few adjustments. 

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