i’ve been aware of the killer since birth

I'm Alyssa I'm 25 // they/them // Icon by @marskipsun

[midiport]

[lowpolyanimals]

Seagull from Paper Mario 64

[fatmasc]

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

[allcrush]

im a man of many words like meow meow meeoww meow meow and also meeoww

[lowpolyanimals]

Cute Cow from Katamari Damacy

[xeppeli]

this was pinned up in the student services office

[rawjoy]

i think i am done wallowing in my sadness and letting it ruin my life. among other things

[rawjoy]

what if i just decide that life is beautiful even with the horrible things in it and that to be alive is magical even when i feel like shit and to let go of the beliefs that limit me and return to love always. and i’m sexy. what then

[kristina100000]

2030 this has been my dashboard since 2018

[nous-portons]

First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.

[papayajuan2019]

a weed strain called It Will All Be Okay

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shock]

all year. all damn year we've been in constant battle with our middle schoolers who are endlessly determined to make this sign say 'hoe'. every time we fix it by the end of the day it's back to this. they never ruin the Phoenix and they never rip the whole thing off. somehow this entire school year we haven't been able to catch them. every time I see it I have to pretend like it isn't the funniest recurring bit in this stupid world

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[mrhealyourgirl]

look at my gouger, boy.

[oniongarlic]

Mr Masculine Luxury sitting on the warm bricks

[greelin]

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal

[bugshroom]

they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

[neonpigeons]

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

[demonprincex]

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays