[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[punkallstar]

False alarm!!! Not gonna kill myself!!! Just accidentally skipped my mood stabilizers while PMSing!!!

[punkallstar]

For all of half a second I thought about emailing the poor “college skills” instructor that I’m well aware of sexual assault and if it happens again I’ll just suck start a shotgun, so the 6 hour training really isn’t needed. But then I remembered it’s literally legally mandatory and there’s nothing she can do about it so it would be mean and crazy lol

[punkallstar]

Thought of Wybie tonight while forcing my jaw to relax in my car after yet another day of not being done with pretending to be a happy worker until 7:30PM

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[punkallstar]

This is one where I actually relate the the narrator instead of feeling like it’s written about me

[punkallstar]

Nobody talk to me unless it’s about how Ants From Up There perfectly captures of kind of yearning I feel 24/7

[omgcheckplease]

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[hamletthedane]

Nobody was doing it like Mary Magdalene. Tits out. Standing on a mountain. Holding a skull. She’s like the lesbian catholic hamlet. Aesthetically an absolute win for the gays.

[hamletthedane]

Like if I was some peasant girl a few hundred years ago who visited a church or an Italian noble’s house and saw THIS, I’d be signing up with the nun recruiters they sent to my village school on the SPOT.

[hamletthedane]

I just had a flashback to a past life.

[hamletthedane]

I saw another one at an art museum yesterday and was enraptured for a good half hour by her

[punkallstar]

I don’t get it when people are jealous of their younger siblings having a better childhood than them. I just cried tears of joy watching my teen sisters instagram story (which literally wouldn’t have been possible for me to do logistically) wearing clothes and makeup that *she* likes (which I did buy for her lol) and hanging out with her friends that she’s actually allowed to see during summer break and they are doing adorable little trends!!

Idk I left home when I was 17 so that she could be a real 17 year old who doesn’t have bills in her own name or anything like that. It’s just nice to see the sacrifices actually pay off and that her life doesn’t suck just because mine did

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[katelyn-danger]

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[goth-queen]

[blacktabbygames]

do a kaneeka run

romance the depressed goth chick who hates your family

if you've already done it do it again

[punkallstar]

🫡🫡🫡

[sluttynurse]

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

[iplaypotofgreed]

yugioh + textposts (8/?) buddyshipping edition