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[sophiegunnol]

GABRIEL DAWE 

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[darkfate7]

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

[gladers-of-olympus-deactivated2]

When someone says a fact about Greek Mythology that I didn’t know about

[gaycactus-deactivated20221227]

people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

[schnappchat]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[mazqueen]

[animusrox]

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

[imstill-there]

dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

[sixpenceee]

Corgi Cubone. A Corgbone if you will.

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[deyamuniz]

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[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[different-landscapes]

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[starstrawberry3517]

he is here and he is beautiful. look at him go!!!

[lizclimo]

spooky diced carrots.