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[blackfairypresident]

if shitposting isnt a coping mechanism for the ages then what is

[donydarko]

[nirique]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kat Swenski

[flower-taco]

😹

[hoytthecougar-deactivated201708]

I LOVE PEOPLE THAT DO THESE

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[shenzi-hemlock]

Is no one really gonna point out that an actual string of words used above is “…but what motivates Scrat? That’s right: the nut…”??

[kateceytron-deactivated20180425]

@uncanny-everyman

[bulletpr00fheart-blog1]

So I went to prom..

[punkishpixie-blog]

You should follow my other account @bulletpr00fheart

[halchroma-blog]

🌹Drew this in honor of @twentyonepilots cover of “Cancer” by My Chemical Romance 🌹

Heads up I don’t really listen to MCR save for a few songs, but holy shit I love this cover and I know MCR is an inspiration to @tylerrjoseph and also the 10th anniversary of The Black Parade is coming up isn’t it

[7elevn]

rain drop drop top i want my heart to stop stop

me 2

[sixpenceee]

New Zealand artist Benjamin Lloyd recently announced on Facebook that he would give all the kids at Auckland’s Starship Children’s Hospital temporary tattoos if he received 50 likes. But he didn’t get 50 likes. He got over 400,000 of them! And the number just keep on rising.

True to his word, Lloyd has agreed to honor his pledge. The artist has been airbrushing for ten years but has only recently started painting tattoos. He only did them for fun, and only for adults, but when he suggested doing them for the kids at the children’s hospital the internet went into overdrive. He’ll soon commence his admirable tattoo-a-thon, but in the meantime, check out these pictures to see the sort of awesome sleeves that these cool kids will soon be sporting.

“Nothing brings me more joy than boosting kids confidence with a custom tattoo,” wrote Lloyd on Facebook. “The only bad thing is that they don’t want to take a shower afterwards.” (Source)

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[mycruxba-deactivated20160606]

Please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me plea

[weavemama]

[pettyboy]

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[lithiumlollipop]

So when I was in hair school, ‘cuz I’m a guy, whenever a creepy dude came in just to see pretty young girls (Which was often) they’d send them to me. They were always homophobic and I would turn the gay WAY up to see them squirm.

Extended scalp massage, sir?

Wow you seem tense.

You must work a really physical job, I can tell.

Your eyes are so blue!

[the-pale-princesss]

What I’m learning in cosmetology school at the moment. c;

[bloomflowersbloom]