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[pandaphox]

Just saying

[farmwitch]

some things on pins

[viejospellejos]

Coming in hot

[jadedpreschooler]

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[meepcity9]

[elclon]

how i feel 50% of the time watching dynamite

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[despazito]

[warmheartworm]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[herpsandbirds]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[conzoop]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[sicknastyjr]

you should get addicted to crispy broccoli

Preheat oven to 425°F

Put a bunch of broccoli on a pan with parchment paper

Lightly coat it with olive oil (or avocado oil) and a bit of salt

Cook for 25 minutes

YUMMY!!!!!!

Dude I love broccoli you might have just put me on. I'm gonna cook this don't let me forget