The Returner @punkrockproblematic - Tumblr Blog

currently wishing that my d&d campaign was a real fandom so that people would make fan art and write fan fiction and lament with me about its premature cancellation

#i also want to write the most abhorrent found family & hurt/comfort & slow burn & mutual pining that anyone on ao3 has ever seen but alas #nobody knows my poor little mew mew except myself and 4 other people #and nobody cares about her toxic yuri except me and the DM #if this was a real fandom the self-labeled weird unlovable monsterfucker girls would be eating it up

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

princecroutons

👽 visitor from another planet

thats-a-cat

that's a cat ✅️

princecroutons

poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

jame7t

me and my buddies are in a grizzled mercenary unit called the ‘critter crunchers.’ we battle woodland mice and beetles. We have 0 confirmed kills and over 90 failed operations

pekingopera

nalgenebottle-deactivated201706

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?