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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
i don't do bad sauce passes
styofa doing anything
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Red? I think it’s red.
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IN HONOR OF CISHET PRIDE DAY HERES THE FUNNIEST TEXT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED FROM MY EX
my favorite discourse is helicoprion where archaeologists found a fossil from what was pretty much an ancient shark
but since it was pretty much all cartilage the only fossils were VORTEXES OF PURE TEETH
but people couldn’t agree where it grew so people just kind of
i love him hes doing his best 💙💙💙💙💙
Mussolini’s neofascist granddaughter who released a disco album in Japan during the 80s is twitter fighting Jim Carey because he posted a negative cartoon of Mussolini. The internet will never stop being interesting
types of leftists on tumblr
meme commies
black bloc antifa
theorists with anxiety
queer anarchists
liberals with Radical Aesthetic™
“that sounds right but i’ve never read anything on this and i don’t intend to start now”
debate squad (aka #TheDiscourse)
tankies
tankie lite - like a tankie but just for one specific nation or leader
text-post leftists
trans lesbians (just like all of them, they have their own sect of leftist thought and it’s being trans and liking girls)
depressed punk antifa
satellite leftist (all their mutuals are commies so they just sorta go with it)
feds
bearface: eeeeEeEevaaaniiiiiiiiiiieeeeee
me:
Back in the woods again
Ok so……there’s this big stick just like ..sitting in the woods right…and there’s a bunch of thorns that have grown around it right in a wide radius so I crawled under them to get to the spot and my fingers are cold typing this but….I'mma touch it
I hope you end up inheriting some eldritch power for pulling The Forbidden Stick out of The Woods
so I did take it and high-key recorded it just in case anything weird happened but the only thing that really feels different is I just feel warm but that’s probably from adrenaline
Probably
but the interesting thing is I realize the area it was in I actually passed on my way down but I didn’t see it at all for some reason! and it was like stuck in there pretty well which I guess could have come from falling downwards but….??
Also during my journey on return home with the …thing…I found a random patch of grass… just in a circle, no snow….and it was warm to sit in the spot 😂 y'all this is getting to be a bit much
This also isn’t the first one I’ve found in the past year….if you’ve been here awhile you probably recognize these two >_>
Someone is trying to give you a magical destiny
I’m ready
Who is this modern Druid person?!
This whole series is amazing from start to finish
Dude. If I ever ran into this person, I would insist on doing some kind of magical working with him, because WOAH.
I fucking shat out my lungs holy shit
things reserved exclusively for LGBT people:
the color mustard yellow
jean jackets
beanies
red eyeshadow
anything with a rainbow on it
feel free 2 add xoxo
having an undercut
crop tops
combat boots
true love
Rights
Why would you want to deny people rights just because of their orientation or other characteristics? Shame on them you, I say.
Foodie Friday: Candied Violets
*WARNING: This recipe uses raw egg whites and flowers. Please make sure that your flowers are of an edible variety, and grown pesticide-free, for safety’s sake (especially in this recipe, be sure to avoid using African violets, which are not edible). Be sure that if you are in the US, your eggs are of a high grade, and that the egg whites are properly prepared for use.
Servings: Varies Ingredients: -Whole edible violets, fresh and with stems still attached -1 egg white per cup of loosely packed flowers -1 cup superfine or castor sugar -A fine paintbrush (if you don’t have one dedicated to food, then get one… please do not use a paintbrush from the studio…)
1. Gently wash the flowers by placing them in a sieve and gently spraying them with water. Gently shake off excess moisture and set them out in a single layer on a rack or absorbent towel to dry.
2. Allow the egg white to reach room temperature. Use a whisk to gently whip it until it is slightly frothy.
3. Using the paintbrush, gently coat the flower petals with egg white, holding the flower by the stem. Then sprinkle sugar over the flower until it is completely coated. Set it out on a sheet of parchment or wax paper to dry.
4. Allow the violets to dry for up to 24 hours so that they completely dry out. When dry, cut the stems off at the base of the flower. Store in an airtight container (shelf life of up to a month) and serve either alone as a treat, or as an edible garnish on cookies, cupcakes, cakes, et cetera.
Magical Ingredient!
So it’s been fairly busy in the restaurant of late, as students come back from spring break, and families come into the county to celebrate Easter. The Christian Holy Week is in full force, so I’ve spent a fair amount of my time cooking tilapia, shrimp, and salmon. With this Foodie Friday, I decided it was high time I took a break from seafood in favor of a sweet little spring treat that’s been cherished since the Victorian era.
Flowers are a mainstay in witchcraft, and why shouldn’t they be. Not only do they signify fertility and rebirth, they’re beautiful, and every herb and plant holds some sort of property that we as witches may incorporate into our practice. Witches who focus on herbs and plants, be they green witches, garden witches, or -yes- even kitchen witches, often have entire charts worth of correspondences just for how to use plants in their practice.
Here, however, I’m going to be focusing on our featured recipe and look at violets. The recipe can, of course, be adapted for any edible flower, but if I were to go into detail about every flower that you could eat, I’d be here all night (not a good thing since I have to be back at the restaurant in a few hours)!
Violets are exceptional spring flowers for use in love, luck, lust, and protection spells, as well as sweetening spells. Depending on your practice, the use of the violet may differ!
First, we’ll address teas. Violets in tea are often used to ease pain and fever, a practice that was particularly prominent in Romanian and Chinese medicine. In addition, it was common in Ancient Greece to use violets to help moderate anger, aid sleep, and ease depression - a property that would later also give the violet another common name: “heart’s ease.”
Rich in vitamins A and C, as well as various other nutrients, violets are an early spring edible that can be added to many different recipes, from vinegars to syrups and even salads, giving the kitchen witch plenty of options to play with in working with this little flower.
In matters of love, the flowers can be used in sachets, teas, or foods to help encourage faithfulness in a relationship or to encourage a growth of love and/or lust. Meanwhile, the leaves can be used in green sachets to promote luck and wealth.
The roots are great for cleansing, as they can be dried and added to incense for smoke cleansing.
Combining violets and lavender makes for a particularly potent form of protection and luck, as well as love, spell. This approach can be used in any way that you use the flower, be it burning in an incense, cooking, or creating a witch bag.
For the kitchen witch, violets are versatile and can be used in many recipes. Add the flowers and leaves to a salad, make a floral syrup or vinegar, candy them, or create a floral water. These are just a few ideas of what you can do with violets.
Ultimately, to sum all of this up, violets are a little flower sometimes approached as a weed. But in terms of medicine, culinary use, and witchcraft, this little weed is actually an early spring treasure. Consider different ways to incorporate violets into your practice (and your recipes), and see where this little blossom takes you!
Bonus Spell!
Josh’s Self-Love Candy Jar
-Make candied violets as above, visualizing happiness, health, and confidence as you do so. Channel this intent into the crafting of the snack for extra umph.
-Cleanse a jar and begin adding your flowers, chanting or focusing on positive affirmations as you add each flower: “By the first flower, I find joy in the small things. By the second flower, I see my inner beauty. By the third flower, I see beauty around me…”
-When the jar is full, enchant it as a whole before adding the lid. For added effect, draw or trace a symbol or sigil for your intent on the lid or jar.
-Once a day, eat a candied violet while visualizing that intent. You feed the spell by feeding yourself!
May all your meals be blessed! Blessed Be! )O(
le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
I know you said to me This is exactly how it should feel when it’s meant to be Time is only wasting, so why wait for eventually?
a trilogy
Me blocking my family on social media so I can post gay shit in peace: