rock eater

and by rocks lets just say dwayne johnson

[puppet-sloth]

call me luke brandon field the way i wanna rest

[puppet-sloth]

how does Dwayne Johnson taste

as a frog stares up at the treetops so too does humanity gawk at the purity of a blinding truth

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[avoyuki-avocado]

Not tagged but i do want to try it

Welp...Cole...youre going to jail at age 5 lol, have shame Cole...your dad is a police officer

Tags: @purezneon @hiromi-seika @magical-regical @drowsy-king open tags

[drowsy-king]

ty for the tag<3

That's....true sadly

Curiously, I wanted to do Leona

And I so see him watch that when he is bored out of his mind lol

@bladevoyager @gh0stfl0wer25 @plateapus @inkudraws + free tags

[bladevoyager]

what?! no! I'm one of them D: NOOOOO

open tags

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

I got these back to back. So. Uh. Yea. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyll18 @cabinthreeproblems @casualshapeshifter @theaterkidest2009 @fandom-hopper-official @yourlocalfandomcollector @epichermesholymoly @nicothehalfblood

[hermes-reblogs]

@river-rat728, @rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch, + open tags :)

[chaos-triangle]

Open tags!

Mine was "Starry needs a good cry"!

[martinkartin200]

I thought this was gonna be silly

@clown3ry010226 @robiindraws @moriartea221 @rubyheartcrowspring @max15mae @inhonoredglory + open tags

[max15mae]

Firstly, yes its called autism, secondly yeah but only by myself

open tags☆

[melz-367]

can't resist I'm too interested-

well shit. I guess I've been found by the fbi. Took them long enough

just gonna throw a few of y'all in here I'm too hot to think of everyone- @whispersinthetide @aroaceinaspace @tay-1019 @fel1ra @crushed-jewels <33

[whispersinthetide]

That second one is shockingly accurate lol

Npt: @coffee--spill @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @obsessive-procrastinator @murderingforafriend + open tags 😁

[floatinginthevoidsomewhere]

i am? ok then-

no what

tags: @murderous-goose @cloudsdescending + open tags :3

[murderous-goose]

how the fuck did they know

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sirsamueloflydia @holymolyitssam @murderingforafriend @pansexual-frog-offical @genderfluid-offical and the moots who i forgot + open tags :D

[holymolyitssam]

I am !!!! how did they know ???

@stagefrightbaxter @incognitostunner @man-offical and open tagssssss

[man-offical]

yes.

heck, frick, and butthole fart. ok? that Is all I Know. ok?

open tags. ok?

[theguy-85]

Haven't got a tag, but I still want to try.

Uh... this is not usually.

@kakarots-gay-lover @demigodmagician @lorillee + anyone else I forgot to spell.

[demigodmagician]

This is correct, surprisingly

@r0adkill13 @meester-skunk @heytheresbrutus @runcie149893 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @queeniehostapasta @smilingartur + open tags

[heytheresbrutus]

Did both

Idrk if I’m an extrovert

and most of the time yes I do do that

Open tags:P

[cabinthreeproblems]

I’m back for more bitches

As always, scarily accurate

Ah yes indeed very true very true

Well I’m a theatre kid so of course

Yep, out of six :3

Ridiculously so.

Very

Where are the cameras

BAHAHAHAHAHA yes.

…

?????????

WHO’S TRYING AND FAILING TO KILL ME?!

Open tags lol

[heytheresbrutus]

….its not me bro trust….

[forgetthefall]

Jumping in bc it's past midnight and I am bored, yay!

I had to google what that means, and...

I... brobably wouldn't be, but if i was, i'd be one by an accident (#social clues are fucking hard and i have the emotional capacity of a cabbage)

I know 201 ways to kill a person and not all of them are physical (/ref /serious)

Yes. That word in english is Squirrel, and one of my native languages, Korpraali (means corporal)

@oak-the-professor @do-not-u-dare @tormentedstar +open

[oak-the-professor]

I dont entirely know what the second one means but it feels accurate and the first one definitely is...

tags! @ghostofafruitmain @sexy-people-contests-2 @hi-just-existing @lostinthewrongfandom @a-lua-da + open

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I’ve never seen Sonic, and the second one is ironic considering how often I remind Oak to sleep.

@wellcome-to-chaos @sexy-people-contests-2 + open tags

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Definitely out of shape

I can’t deny that one

Not a hugger

[i-sure-tumbled]

dear gods it KNOWS

@soaking-wet-cat-punk @puppet-sloth + open tags

[puppet-sloth]

sighhhhhh deedee i know your ass is gonna be pleased with this result

[ourmutualignorance]

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

[puppet-sloth]

"nothing beats a jet two holiday" yeah well nothing beats eating a plain hamburger bun at 10:56 PM the night before an 11 hour workday

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[puppet-sloth]

putting in effort to not seem neurodivergent at work and then freaking out because i didnt act neurodivergent at work so i must be faking the neurodivergency

[puppet-sloth]

i get so batshit off that devils minion

hey nice minion there. sure woukf sure would be a shame if someone deviled it...

[puppet-sloth]

WHATS UP YOUTUBE!!!! welcome back to my channel today I'm back on my 'surely ive just tricked everyone into thinking i have something i must not really have' bullshit 😎🦅🔥🗣

[puppet-sloth]

currently hyperfixating on my own personal interpetation of a character from a show i actively dislike what the freak do i even do with this shit how did i manage this

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

me and the gang on our way to the battlefield

[puppet-sloth]

there is a very singular embarrassment that comes with writing song lyrics in one's notes app

[puppet-sloth]

[uncomfortable microphone feedback and tapping]

do you think that if my students knew i ate half a dog treat in a bookstore parking lot this weekend they'd respect me more

[puppet-sloth]

the torture of having A Guy in your brain but you can't write or draw or verbalize so you just sit with a crazed, thousand yard stare and think a lot

my dumbass gunslinger... my absolute failure man...

[puppet-sloth]

the madness (eczema) is threatening to consume me (mildly inconvenienced knuckles)