you don’t have adhd, you dont have a favorite water bottle, you had those smelly pencils as a kid, you have a driver’s license, you eat the kiwi without the skin, you’ve never had a homestuck phase, you have cooler clothes than me, you don’t enjoy folk or anti folk or pop punk OR folk punk, you can go to bed at a reasonable hour, you’ve never played pokemon mystery dungeon, you don’t have a cat allergy, you know what a blouse is, you hate winter ESPECIALLY if you live somewhere where it snows, you know what to do at a skate park, you like olives on your pizza, you don’t think cassettes are cool, you have good eyesight, you don’t like the smell of bleach or vinegar, you’ve seen steven’s university, you’re a morning person, you don’t want to talk about parallel universes, you never had a slenderverse or scp phase, you can play an instrument, you never had an emotional support bad anime you liked in middle school, you can draw, you don’t drink sweet tea, you own vinyls, you have an iphone, you dont like swords, you don’t like pomegranates, you don’t have religious trauma OR you didn’t go to catholic school, your favorite color is green or yellow, you have “normal” music taste, you enjoy racing games, you’re into jojo, you have cool piercings, or you don’t have a massive fencepost in your room.
