⋆⭒˚.⋆ got too silly ⋆⭒˚.⋆

★ i'm bea !! questionable shipping behavior, he/they/she, 29 yo, minors DNI ★

[puppii-princ3ss]

hello !! i'm bea, i love pink and stars, i also have a few "questionable" ships that i enjoy and made this blog to find more of them

first of all, i'm an adult and very much capable of separating fiction from reality, but if you're uncomfortable with anything you may see here you are free to block me 🩷

i don't condone this kind of relationship irl, with real people (unless they're both consenting adults) and don't like any type of incest (you do you tho) but i do enjoy ridiculously big age gap ships in fiction!

all younger characters are aged up, or use their oldest in-canon age, even when immortal (i'm not a fan of the "immortal but stuck in a 15 year old body" trope)

most ships have considerable age gaps and a slightly emotionally immature partner (whether that's the younger or older person in the relationship)

many have a bit of a "previously seen as father/brother figure turned to potential romantic interest" and few go into explicit nsfw territory, i do like it though, just not all the time

onto the ships !! ⊹*.★

• eggsy unwin/harry hart: hartwin (kingsman) both adults, big age gap (22 yo/40 yo)

• danny fenton/vlad masters: pompous pep (danny phantom) very big age gap, years post show or aged up danny, immortals (anything between 21-25 yo/40 yo)

• henry hart/ray manchester: henray (henry danger/force) big age gap, post henry leaving for dystopia or aged up henry au (anything between 21-25 yo/38-40 yo)

• anakin skywalker/obi-wan kenobi: obikin (star wars) age gap, older anakin (23 yo/38 yo)

• clark kent/lex luthor: clex (smallville verse) age gap, sometimes older clark, don't rly mind this one as clark does not look 15 at all lmao (around 18 yo/21 yo)

• bill cipher/dipper pines: billdip (gravity falls) age gap, post canon or aged up dipper au (anything between early 20s/late 30s)

• roy mustang/edward elric: royed (fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood) big age gap, post canon or aged up ed au (18 yo/30yo)

• usami akihiko/takahashi misaki: usamisa (junjou romantica) big age gap, canon ages (18 yo/28 yo)

• akira nikaido/shirogane: shiroaki (monochrome factor) age gap (kind of, as shirogane is immortal) post canon/anime or aged up akira au (around 18-21 yo/25 yo)

• zuko/aang: zukaang (atla) not really an age gap ship but people do get weird about them, canon ages though i prefer post canon aus (13 yo/16 yo)

• so-mun/ga motak: motakmun (uncanny counter) big age gap, aged up so-mun (anything between 21-25 yo/46 yo)

[henricus-danger-rex]

I didn't really watch Danger Force, but everytime Henry has a cameo, he and Ray are so gay and it's sending me 😭 like, Ray telling Henry he loves him, and then pretending he didn't say it? Them dancing tango? Ray being angry about Henry not picking up his phone when he's on a date? Henry being Ray's babysitter after Ray throws two temper tantrums and he immediately calms down seeing Henry?? RAY TELLING THE KIDS HE'S ON A DATE WHEN HE HANGS OUT WITH HENRY??

At this point I think Ray got married only because Nickelodeon didn't want to make him seem too gay (bi) for his former sidekick

looool it's truly crazy how hogwild they went into it in danger force, like they'd been making weird tasteless jokes about it since the pilot and then steadily ramped them up until it seems like half the swellview villains assume that captain man is dating his sidekick, and then with danger force they got new writers and creative direction and instead of quietly dropping all of that in favor of more platonic interaction they. they didn't. they didn't do that at all, and in fact it's essentially canon from the get-go that not only would ray blow up his entire life in swellview to join henry in dystopia if he snapped his fingers but also! he is down bad! and like i see the vision, i respect the vision, i personally am having a great deal of fun with the vision and hope cooper barnes and jace norman did as well, but wow! wowzers! that's sure what all the writers and actors committed to from start to finish!

and like, i've gone on record as not minding credenza conceptually and understanding her narrative utility as the end-point of ray's overarching character development, even if it's a rushed ending, but also like. i sure hope credenza knows that, upon marrying ray, she now has a 20something boyfriend-in-law who ray is extremely weird and insane about and who is extremely weird and insane about ray in equal measure. like i hope someone prepped her for that. i hope there's a deleted scene of all the danger kids plus schwoz yoinking her into a big theater where they sit her down to endure a two-hour powerpoint of mika explaining in excruciating detail What Ray And Henry's Deal Is. like forget a shovel talk, i hope they gave her the henry talk asdfghjkl;

[henricus-danger-rex]

[killtheaction]

[j-walking]

Both of them failed the no pda test

(I used reference for this!)

[tinker-bell-baby]

i’m new here but from what i’ve gathered, the general consensus is bottom henry?

i raise you, bratty bottom ray. he’s already kind of a bitch to be around, what’s to say he isn’t a bitch in bed. poor henry, who, much to his chagrin, is essentially ray’s handler in any other circumstance.

he’ll make little jokes, do childish things that get under henry’s skin, just to get what he wants out of it.

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[iszapizza]

ATLA where everything’s the same except Aang has a crush on Zuko—

Been rewatching the show since I really REALLY want to watch the movie but I can’t yet (I’m waiting until it’s released in theaters)

Anyway never drawn anything for atla before so here you go

[iszapizza]

my social media has been full of avatar stuff lately and it’s making me want to rewatch the cartoon.

[henricus-danger-rex]

Hey, so what are your fav henray moments? I have so many its impossible to think of one.

Oooh, so much nonsense to choose from. Love the cheek kiss right before Henry was de-densitized, that was a wild decision that had me screaming; love pretty much all of Drex's first appearance episode, the way the writers meticulously coded Ray and Henry as a child bride finding out her 30something husband didn't stick to the "until marriage" ideal just had me rolling on the floor the whole time; "I'm gonna crush your boyfriend, Ray"/"First of all. We're coworkers!" <- Henry not forgiving and pettily bringing up Ray denying he's friends with the Danger Team; Ray explaining that he wants hugs but not because he asked for them, only when Henry feels it's appropriate for the situation (it's appropriate 90 seconds later); "I love you"/"Maybe I don't wanna be loved by you right now"; "i love youuuuuuu" <- don't remember the episode, just the line delivery lol; "Who's a good boy?"/"Meeeeeeee 😃"; them harmonizing the "old school dial tone" in "Car Trek"; all of "Return of the Kid", plus the last two minutes of the preceding episode; "I miss Henry I miss Henry I miss Henry I miss Henry...." in like the second or third episode of Danger Force....

God there's just so much to choose from, the writers room must have been insane lmao

[henricus-danger-rex]

Also every time Henry calls Ray "big dog", like it's such a silly affectation and showed up episode 1 of season 4 without warning and it makes me laugh every time

[aces-to-apples]

So I ended up clicking on a couple Henry Danger shorts while on Youtube yesterday and now I'm watching Danger Force compilations and convinced that this wildly immature 40-year-old man is down bad for a 20something twunk he's known since the guy was in middle school. That's how hard I'm avoiding all the shit I need to write.

[henricus-danger-rex]

Hey, so what are your fav henray moments? I have so many its impossible to think of one.

Oooh, so much nonsense to choose from. Love the cheek kiss right before Henry was de-densitized, that was a wild decision that had me screaming; love pretty much all of Drex's first appearance episode, the way the writers meticulously coded Ray and Henry as a child bride finding out her 30something husband didn't stick to the "until marriage" ideal just had me rolling on the floor the whole time; "I'm gonna crush your boyfriend, Ray"/"First of all. We're coworkers!" <- Henry not forgiving and pettily bringing up Ray denying he's friends with the Danger Team; Ray explaining that he wants hugs but not because he asked for them, only when Henry feels it's appropriate for the situation (it's appropriate 90 seconds later); "I love you"/"Maybe I don't wanna be loved by you right now"; "i love youuuuuuu" <- don't remember the episode, just the line delivery lol; "Who's a good boy?"/"Meeeeeeee 😃"; them harmonizing the "old school dial tone" in "Car Trek"; all of "Return of the Kid", plus the last two minutes of the preceding episode; "I miss Henry I miss Henry I miss Henry I miss Henry...." in like the second or third episode of Danger Force....

God there's just so much to choose from, the writers room must have been insane lmao

[catshadowleader]

The thing about henray is that they can never go back btw. No matter the distance or how long it's been, the shadow of one will always creep into the other's actions, thoughts. They'll never be able to quite replicate their bond with someone else either so they'll have no choice but to go back to each other again and again

[catshadowleader]

Henry going back to dystopia after visiting the man's nest: I was soooo Normal. my feelings toward Ray as well as my interactions with him were common and regular. I'm normal about Ray Manchester. he is not normal about me or about anything, he is weird, unlike me who is normal, he is dysfunctional and I'm not. I Am regular about our relationship, HE is the weird one. I Am Normal about Ray Manchester.

[fruitychamp]

Henray core

[catshadowleader]

Ray has 100% offered to give Henry a blowjob at some point