^A Million Notes

This blog is dedicated to that rare and beautiful thing we sometimes see on Tumblr—a post with a million notes. keywords = Popular Posts, Top Posts, 500k Notes, 1 Million Notes

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[rv1994]

[stuffalextumbles-deactivated201]

Me for all of high school

[sexhertopieces]

This is so real.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[runningincircles8]

May 2021

[emilyblincoe]

sugar series //colors oranized neatly

emily blincoe

july/august 2013

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[genderfluid-daemon-faerie-deact]

*cultured laughter*

[red-in-the-streets]

@obama-is-my-father

[pigknightwarrior]

I… I finally got the joke. I won’t say what it is, but I got it

[dragonlover123a]

But I will because some people need the joke explained to find it funny: The name of the ranch flavor is Classic Caesar, and Caesar is also the name of the Roman dictator Julius Caesar, who was murdered by senators stabbing him to death. So this person put a knife through a bottle of Classic Caesar ranch as a visual gag

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[flying-butter]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[heritage-post]

date of origin: February 14th, 2015

[starkexpo]

Everyone: Are you okay Everyone: You look tired Everyone: You look upset Everyone: You look confused Everyone: Are you mad at me Everyone: What are you mad at Me: IT’S JUST MY FACE

[foodstain]

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

[addiewho]

This reads like a shitpost but it’s honestly exactly what I do. I actually have a good 8 or 9 usernames memorised and each time I see you guys in my activity, I’m pretty much like oh, it’s my friends, my friends are online

[observando]

[cat-chicken-deactivated20130302]

[fuckboyroy69]

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

[oliverending]

[yeahmicah]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 21st of september, 2013.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Oh this is actually cute

[sleeb-or-be-sleeben]

I am friends with yeahmicah on Facebook hahah :D

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Wow, really? Small tumblr world

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[antisocial-astronaut]

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

[thatweirdwalangpake]

Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:

[a11ab0ut]

[gh0stbear]

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[backwardsintohell]

I just spit cracker everywhere

[superfizz]

i reblog this every time it comes up it brings me so much joy

[tonystarkdefensesquadmember-dea]

Our poor freaking child always has a target on his head

[hedgehog-goulash7]

OMG this is so close to a million notes. Let’s lift it up and over! (Personally I reblog it every time I see it!)

[weweregiantsonce]

[nessiemonstaaa]

Issa pocket pussy

[moldable]

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

[pimpdaddytavros]

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble