[d1rtypaws]

[tiktokarchive]

[In a thick, fake British accent]: Oy bruv, put all the money in the fookin bag, ya? I don't wanna show you what I fuckin got here. So just put it in the fucking bag! No? Alright. I guess we're about to get fucking messy, ya? Avada Kedavra!

[orion-lake]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….

You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

You’re doing gods work

[steffbutler]

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[blackcatfemme]

But….. the scent………………

[asskylosaurus]

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

[theinturnetexplorer]

JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view.

[khizzy123-blog]

THIS IS AMAZING

[turtleneck01]

[skeletim]

i me I promis

[fieriframes]

[wow-images]

Found a fellow member of the Horde at the DMV today. (Via)

(teelib1992)

[swarnpert]

is your dmv in your moms house or something

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[myfriendthedictionary]

My Gravestone: *written on it* V.F.D.

Someone: What does that-

Lemony Snicket: *appearing out of thin air* The acronym V.F.D. can stand for a great number of mysterious places and things. For example, it can refer to a secret organization fighting fires. However, it can also stand for a village standing in the middle of the Hinderlands. It can be a silly phrased devised by a group of silly people who prefer heart-shaped balloons to the usage of new medical technology. There is a great plethora of things that V.F.D. could stand for (a word here which means a great number of myserious places and things) that it is almost impossible to say what this particular V.F.D. stands for.

Lemony Snicket: But, in this case, V.F.D. stands for “very fucking dead”.

[becca-bemo]

[threeoverten-blog]

[lmprovident-blog]

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[mysharona1987]

[bredforloyalty]

HOW DARE you insult Alexander Hamilton and his Squad™

[silentprincesses]

Excuse me bitch we don’t insult them in this house they were WONDERFUL and we RESPECT THEM

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[salon]

New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing man/woman. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.

In a study, dogs refused food from people who had slighted their owners

[penroseparticle]

this is the kind of groundbreaking scientific research I want to see