No fancy in the universe without some truth

Welcome traveler! I'm a shieldmaiden, an infrequent creative, and a dirty queer. Doff your cloak, dry your boots, spin a tale, stop a while.

[mournfulroses]

Traci Brimhall, from her poem titled "Love Poem Without a Drop of Hyperbole in It,"

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[microposting]

your adventuring buddy is like "here I got a fairy in this cage in case we need healing" and you're like "WOAH what are you doing you cant be pissing off fairies" and they go no look and the fairy is in the cage blushing and giggling and going noooo im so tiny and helplessssss

[thomaszzen]

I'll see you soon, Doctor.

Open comms here !

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dumnslut]

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[toskarinfr]

posting good is what allows me to notice that you aren’t Rin, actually.

She posts good!!! She posts the best!!! Nobody does it like jiejie!!!

[sir-diabeetus]

happy pride month

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[fyodorpavlov]

When Fancy Feast told me she wanted to commission a portrait from me, I lost my mind a little bit. Then I continued losing it when she dropped “Mucha” and “carnivorous plants” and let me loose. I adore this woman, and it was a pleasure and a privilege to paint her. This is probably one of my most favorite burlesque performer portraits so far.

[artifuss]

Reblogging this masterpiece – an exquisite portrait of me by fyodorpavlov.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

[gsirvitor]

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU