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Back With A Vengeance -Akira they/them

[purifymebaby]

So, um

Anyone else notice the moans in the ads are… Alt’s from Johnny’s memories?

[screenshotsofdespair]

from Mage Arena

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[helloyellow17]

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

[princesstigerbelle]

SEE WHAT I MEAN

[sabertoothwalrus]

if I ever have twins I’m naming one Bell and one Pepper

[sabertoothwalrus]

we’re like 2/3 of the way to having an ace attorney case

[bunabi]

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

[animentality]

[wsswatson]

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

[lepidosaurs]

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

[wsswatson]

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

[patrickat]

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[alex51324]

This came along just as I was bracing myself to leave the house after 5 PM...I will imagine myself as a little bear with a lamp, making the great journey to the Taco Bell down the street....

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

My mom went to four different bodegas before finding two copies of the absolutely iconic “The Red Apple” new york post for me and my best friend. This is my new favorite historical artefact that I own.

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Apparently everyone else in manhattan also woke up and immediately went to their local bodega to buy this HUAC-ass paper for their friends and family to frame.

[katistry]

[pjharvey]

changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

[mamoru]

some of you are just going along with your days living your lives peacefully and in complete ignorance of the ongoing reddit chive drama. well guess what. chive guy just posted the same chives twice. now what are you going to fucking do

[wiki-but-made-them-up]