don't let it in with no intention to keep it

do you like these little sonnets, cause i wrote them just for you

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MERMAIDS.

https://discord.gg/WENm7yrks (img desc:

ARE YOU SICK OF putting,"let's play mermaids"  in the groupchat just to recieve RUDE. BORING. BETA MALE responses like "no i'm in my bag rn" and "i TOLD you my cousin's wedding is tomorrow"??? DO YOU CRAVE A BEACH DAY even tho u live in like buttfuck KANSAS and surrounded by land on four sides??

WELL THIS ONES FOR YOU! bring your mermaid tails and conch shells and join us for an under the sea experience down in discord at THE UNDERSEA COURT, half rp and half SIGMA FEMALE (u don't need to be female) chatting experience )

THANKS FOR LISTENING BESTIES stay swimmin

(img desc: rocky LOVE playing mermaid with friend)

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all i do is come on this app and bitch&moan about jiang cheng and wei wuxian

[kyra45]

Accidentally reported you’ scam

(‘Accidentally reported you’ scam)

So it’s just another day on tumblr when a beloved mutual suddenly DMs you (or a random stranger) claiming that someone impersonated you and has scammed them out of (insert money amount here it changes often) be it art or crypto or because of content related to CP. They tell you they’ve accidentally reported you by mistake and that the only way to clear up this issue is to contact someone on discord,Microsoft teams, or a random email account. They even show a screenshot claiming your account was reported for fraudulent activity and action must be taken within 24hrs or else your blog will be terminated. You just need to contact the “official” report dispute discord account in a timely manner and clear everything up or contact the ‘official’ Microsoft teams account!

You panic! You don’t want to lose your blog so you immediately DM the discord account (or the Microsoft Teams account) who begins asking you questions before ultimately asking you to change your email address to theirs so they can ‘fix’ the flag on your account. All is well, and you assume that the false report is going to be cleared up…Right?

Unfortunately no. That’s not what happens.

You get locked out of your account and now the scammer logs in as you and starts to send the same message to anyone and everyone they find. The same message that now you accidentally reported the receiver and you need them to contact the same discord account to repeat the same process over and over again and you yourself seem to have no way of accessing your blog to stop the phishing. But don’t fear! You can fix this! Just contact the real support email and let them know you’ve been hacked and give them any information they may ask to confirm your the real owner of the blog.

Here are things to keep in mind:

- There is no official report dispute discord account ran by tumblr that isn’t a thing and has never been.

- Any discord account claiming to an official tumblr report dispute staff account is a scammer.

- You do not need to ever contact Discord for a tumblr related issue no matter how official the screenshot looks.

- This scam can affect anyone, even your friends. Keep them informed and if you can contact them offsite to let them know they’ve been hacked please do so they can get their account back faster.

- Reports are handled through the official tumblr tech support line and will never be through discord/Whatsapp/Microsoft Teams/etc. (Link is to tumblr help center)

- Support center is not: Gmail,yahoo,outlook,Microsoft teams,discord,etc.

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my favorite section of the episode is near the beginning where everyone is separately learning about how the game works and sharing what they know in batches

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

[myquitebluetomb]

Catherine using all her brain cells to figure out the game early on only to get stuck in a Pic Pong limbo because the images are too nonsensical to her 😭😭😂😂

she may have lost the game but she won our hearts for sure!!!!

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bro she's so funny

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yves and i started watching house md

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prolly gna forget so yall gotta remind me i have stats hw due tonight i am so out of storage i this phone my calendar wont load dams

[neenarchive]

funniest thing they could do on the boys is have homelander depowered so that he has to face life without powers in some sort of poetic justice and then at the last minute have billy beat him to death with a pipe anyway

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i rb this before season 5 came out and rbing again just because i love the smell of sweet vindictive glory

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me watching candace owens and erika kirk rip each other apart with so much raw (borderline sexual) ferocity that one of them is probably gonna end up on a watchlist

[moonlightsprisoner]

poem i wrote abt my gf a while back 💞

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can the mdzs tumblr fellas lock in and give me billions of yunmeng brothers angst (WITH HAPPY ENDING 👺👺) fic recommendations PLEASE help a brotha out

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their relationship will never not fucking devastate me like can these losers just admit they love each other and they're family and they'll never truly hate each other and they can yell and scream at each other but at the end of the day they're brothers and they'll always be brothers

(down by the water by astrolesbian)

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damn, that was sad

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LOCK THE FUCK IN USA

[moonlightsprisoner]

sour cream and onion sounds so good when some bitch isn’t moaning and groaning the opposite in your ear.

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WOW. im gonna moan and groan extra hard just to piss u off

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yves spat on me and said i'd never be able to make an oc a day on my life so i did these out of spite fuck you yves