Working on my relationship with existence

Hey! Call me Bell || Non-binary || They/them || 28 || Chile || Bisexual and Bitter

[creachadh-cruthaithe]

show me your teeth.

[transgwender616]

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

[wordfather]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[starjasmines]

if i had a boyfriend i would cut him into cubes and eat him

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Additionally, findings indicate that the act of doing shows you that you were not seeking perfection, you were fearing inadequacy

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[nikoniko808]

she catches her off guard every once in awhile~

patreon | bsky

[dear-ao3]

[willjulep]

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

[meowntown]

"trans men transition to escape misogyny/climb up the social ladder" is literally TERFism 101 and it's crazy how many so called trans-inclusive feminists think that's acceptable to say

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[dreamcore-posts]

[engineering-poodles]

[owlmylove]

how to clean your room: a guide for beginners

Make your bed or strip the sheets

Take all the dishes to the kitchen

Make a giant pile of clothes

Pick everything up off the floor

Put everything on the bed

Sit on the bed & check your phone for 8,000 years

???

you're done :)

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[leeshajoy]

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

[randomslasher]

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

[batwynn]

I’m honestly kind of surprised I haven’t seen a single Wicker dick pic post here after days of nonstop horn dog for the weave posts on threads.

[rhube]

Maybe 'cause dicks aren't allowed on Tumblr?

I would love to see the wicker dicks, but Threads is a place I will not go. I have to admit, I was surprised more people weren't horny for it over here - tbh, my own horny posts about it have been on @rubyjones I think, because that is my horny account.

[batwynn]

Honestly, I thought I’d see at least some horny wicker chair jokes here. 😭 (threads is so much shit, but the wicker horny on main has been amazing)

Not a single one of these on tumblr: