Avery

[velvetvexations]

can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck

[crazysodomite]

lets glow serenely with mama

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[1o9]

[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[painpackerdied]

scientists in the 50s were like I need to torture a monkey immediately

[kristenschaals]

[teathattast]

*sniff sniff*

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[femmepathy]

they should name it the Yessss Literally! button instead of Reblog

[witheredhand-deactivated2026072]

[redpandarascal]

[gayblooddonation-deactivated201]

[memeteamofficial-deactivated201]

not again

[taintedjojo]

[bad-mom]

This is extremely important

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[memeclassheroes]

[memewhore]