Tired, IN NEED OF A NAP 24/7!!!! @purplemochi20055 - Tumblr Blog

Nothing canonical here, just vent Well, I think everyone has done something like this to vent to them, so I can allow myself to do it too.

#tfc #the freak circus #tfc pierrot

whosname

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

shiugart

I’m back! After a long, long time LMAO

Here’s a drawing and a minicomic inspired by the @dilatorywriting Monster Mayhem Series. I’m just fall in love with her writing, please go ahead and check her wonderful works!

dilatorywriting

Oh, Bard!MC 😭 How I’ve missed you.

This is so fun!!! And the expressions are just absolutely *chef’s kiss*

#monster mayhem #donkeys & dragons #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #ace trappola #deuce spade #shrek

1000-life-hacks

#books #sites

msmimundo

I have no mouth and I must laugh at my girlfriend's ass piano playing

#the amazing digital circus #funnybunny #tadc spoilers #tadc pomni #tadc jax

freakcircusofhorrors

Anniversary AMA Special: Columbina

After the anniversary event concluded, members of my Patreon decided to share Columbina's answers with everyone! So this week, you'll get to see the first batch of questions she answered.

I'd also like to let you know that development updates are already underway. Patrons receive these updates one week early, and then they'll be reposted on our other social media platforms afterward! Meanwhile, @destinysquared is working on the next official canon comic about Harlequin's pet!

She'll be streaming some of the pages on her Patreon if you'd like to catch an exclusive early preview.

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Após o evento de aniversário os patreons decidiram compartilhar as respostas de Columbina, então essa semana vocês vão ver a primeira parte das perguntas feitas para ela. Também gostaria de avisa-los que a programação da atualização ja esta em andamento, os patreons recebem as atualizações uma semana antes, e depois ela serão repostadas nas outras redes sociais!

E enquanto isso a comic oficial da historia do pet de arlequim esta sendo feita pela @destinysquared

Algumas paginas serão stremadas no patreon dela caso vocês queiram um preview.

Neko: Did you guys expect that?

Neko: Her second favorite season is winter

Neko: Oh, Memories~

Neko: Doctor began to see plants in a new light

#the freak circus #tfc #columbina #tfc columbina #the freak circus columbina

kokii-omii

"I'm sorry...."

"do you have it in your heart to forgive me grim..?"

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst grim #twst yuu

cynira

#harlequin #tfc #the freak circus #tfc harlequin #the freak circus harlequin

the-bedheaded-league

So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

theguardianofmagic

AGREED AND NOT LEAVING THIS IN THE TAGS

#benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #daniel craig #sherlock holmes

whatachaos

Bonding

#fma #fma greed #ling yao #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #greedling

solaneto

Seeing them suffer fills me with immense amount of joy.

The Pillar Training Oath by Buriko (plz come claim this thank you) - set after the final battle, giyuu n sanemi embark on a journey to break the rest of their bones, basically

Bonus: this came out of nowhere n made me laugh for 3 minutes straight