🖕🏻

behold, the tired hoarder of pasta and cough medicine - dumbass bi - 22y - she /her

[tojbnuy]

vi’s back covering caitlyn’s entire frame .. just .. just had me thinking.

[jackabbot]

my two favorite jealous old men are at it again...

[amandolinabee]

Matching set do not separate.

[hyper-fixation-land]

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

Firsts and lasts.

THE NEWSREADER (2021–2025)

[userarmand]

You're gonna be just fine. I'm gonna be right next to you.

[devotioncrater]

[badasserywomen]

A lil bit more Karlach/minthy but moslty, Karlach strong back time

[silly-geesei]

what if you were having a BAD DAY at WORK and then your LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP said NO FIREWORKS DATE let’s keep it CASUAL and then you got invited to a FURRY CONVENTION

[trashshart]

trinity and her terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

[betchiwilleatyou]

(shaky voice) let women on tv have wrinkles (heavy breathing) let women on tv have unkempt hair (cartoonish gulp) let women on tv have loud genuine laughs (eye twitch) let women on tv have lines and shadows around their eyes (my temporal artery bursts and i drop dead)

[kaletastrophes]

Let’s annoy papa on the day he’s telling everyone he’s going to kill himself :)

[noah-wyles]

the pitt is a sitcom

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[hello-andi]

Hudson Williams on Fallon, the highlights:

immediately cracking open a Canada Dry

slutty little glasses, all black 'fit, serving 90's Keanu realness

calling the audience freaks (/accusatory) (/affectionate)

repeating the phrase "cock sock" multiple times, testing their censorship

continuing to explain said cock sock with hand motions and gestures, jimmy's life flashing before his eyes as he tries to deflect the conversation

"There's so little gay sex when I watch hockey."

shoutout Empty Netters

calling hockey "the boy aquarium"

ordering jimmy fallon in an adorable (but terrible) russian accent: "On Your Knees"

[getting on his knees] "This is how I spent 90% of filming"

"Wider jimmy, I doubt you're stretching your hips"

gears visibly spinning, he momentarily considers getting ON TOP of Fallon's desk to demonstrate a hockey stretch

[waving to the camera] "Hi, mom!" [immediately dropping back into a back-arching hip-gyrating frog stretch]

[shaunashipman]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05 "I'll Believe in Anything"

for @merryskipmas