Queen Podado

I am a potato.

[shock]

[invalidate]

every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

[invalidate]

damn ok

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

[fimbry]

Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

[fimbry]

@cheedho

Right here

[sedgery]

that’s not better

[fimbry]

He heard that

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

how did you get the candle inside

[thetrippytrip]

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

[waaisted-daasiiess]

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

[culturenerds]

[fuck-scrappydoo]

[scythfi-writer]

This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise.

[fuck-scrappydoo]

This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you

[jakemorph]

[fuck-scrappydoo]

I’m going to DIE at this English class analysis of my comic thank you so much I love you

[footsiepop]

i had to bring it full circle

[fuck-scrappydoo]

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

[digitaldiscipline]

it’s a goddamned matryoshka doll of memefuckery in here some days

[chibidragons]

Baby croissant dragons!!! by Dragons & Beasties

[arbitrary-stag]

Oh wow

[lilonelilonelilone]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[lizardlicks]

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

[catchymemes]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

NO

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

[the-protoplasm]

[abyssalwind]

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[catlips001]

What my leftovers see when I open the fridge at 3am

[catlips001]

The rat in the fridge eating my last hot pocket

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[udon-doll]

Welcome to Ireland!

Where we accidentally legalised E.

[shrimp-gender]

[jameshurleys]

[choosing-a-url-is-hard]

[nerdandgeekyblog]

Stan Lee Memorials and Billboards