also known as metaphysics

abandoned little sideblog for my little shows

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[cinemapphic]

HOUSE M.D (2004-2012)

[pursuing-physics]

dr puppydog eyes over there. mr big browns

[rravennvnn]

the morning rush

[iri-sponsible]

The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

[thankstothe]

big if true

[not-lupus]

i love how foreman self-admittedly doesn't like chase but keeps choosing to spend time with him

[m4rms]

Eat you whole

[wintersnails]

i just think Cuddy and Wilson should have gotten together for real (like over a whole season arc and not a few dates) for many reasons but mainly because House would unleash a bisexual tantrum of such magnitude he would raze New Jersey to the ground

[godtrauma]

saddest fucking tag i've ever seen in my life. why not just cut off his dick while you're at it

[sadfishpile]

“i am a good fisherman, jack.”

[ambassadorquark]

i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

[allpiesforourown]

House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

[sol-rust]

House MD sketch scraps

[pursuing-physics]

tfw the guy you've been dating for a week or so manipulates your medical treatment schedule so that you see how the treatment is helping another patient, making you less depressed about your fatal degenerative genetic disorder but when he finds out that you're on the placebo he secretly puts you on the real medicine which gives you a tumor and makes you temporarily blind

#justgirly things