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{Neverland is home to lost boys like me} {And lost boys like me are free} {Edits made by me :)} {Smartphone lockscreens}
the legend of zelda - breath of the wild scenery phone wallpapers!
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A Friendly Reminder
-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpoolās initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpoolās mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didnāt want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didnāt believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughterās dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool canāt be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesnāt think heās done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens donāt have gender, I always thinkāābut what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we donātā.
Like, they come and meet us and theyāre likeĀ āhey this is an awkward question but whatās your gooblebygark?ā
And weāre like what.
āYou know, the⦠the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether youāre gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopesā
What. What. What the fuck, those words donāt even mean anything??? What are you talking about?
āLook, your ridiculous human languages donāt seem to have the words for these! But theyāre totally a thing, theyāre like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just⦠just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.ā
What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes noā
āUGH, nevermind, youāre totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I donāt even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.ā
And then another alien overhears and is likeĀ āholy shit, you canāt stereotype like that, thatās SO NOT COOLā
āyeaH BUT THEY WONāT LET ME LICK THEMā
This is what i like to see
This is what dreams are made of.
relationship goals
I am the least romantic person in the world, today I burst out laughing in the middle of kissing because I randomly thought of this:
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CANāT FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOUāVE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST ITāS LEGS
911 I CANāT GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MAāAM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CANāT GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
please donāt cosplay at school
Case Study: Clefable
Curiously, the arrival of Clefable on Earth has resulted in a number of rapid and significant mutations in their DNA.Ā The timidĀ and flightyĀ nature of most Clefable,Ā coupled with their often remote locations, has made the study of these Pokemon difficult. However, enough observation hasĀ taken placeĀ to be able toĀ identify most of the divergent subspecies.
Mercury: Swift and agile, Mercurial Clefable are suited for acrobatic flight, Ā possessing a more slender body and lighter structurethan the standard Lunar Clefable. They are found in alpine ridges, and rarelyin tall, old growth forest.
Venus: Venusian Clefable are quite bold in comparison to their counterparts, sometimes actively searching out human contact and companions. There were attempts to domesticate this subspecies for Pokecenter duty shortly after their discovery due to their perceived closeness to the Chansey line. However, these experiments were abandoned after the Clefable showed an incredible inclination towards jealous and possessive behavior. Many became quite territorial over their individual trainers- attacking human and Pokemon alike when they were approached. Mainly found along the ocean shore, hidden among cliffs and other rocky outcroppings.
Mars: A great contrast to the timid disposition of all other subspecies, Martian Clefable are savage, brutish creatures. In lieu of wings, they possess a second pair of arms, as well as large, rending teeth. Their fur is more red in hue, akin to rust. They live primarily near volcanoes, or deep underground, limiting their exposure to humans.
Jupiter: Extremely rare, the number of documented images of Jovian Clefable can be counted on one hand. They appear to have a bright, golden luster to their coat, and possess an additional pair of arms and wings in addition to a third eye. Alleged witnesses claim they have an unsettling, eerie air about them, and recall the feeling of being watched very intently. They have only been seen on āholyā ground, or sites of spiritual importance.
Saturn: Although similar in appearance to Lunar Clefable, Saturnine Clefable notably have the ability to regenerate the flesh of themselves and others, and accelerate growth of natural flora- indeed, flowers of an undeterminable species can be seen growing directly from their skin. They can be found in any kind of deep forest, from tropical rainforests to coniferous taiga.
Neptune: Found in lightless aquatic caves, Neptunian Clefable are adapted for a life underwater. Gill ridges can be seen prominently on the neck, and their limbs have become flat and webbed for propulsion. The tail has become uncurled as well, aiding in swimming. Only traces of their fur coat remain, the hair thin and their skin smooth and slick to the touch.
Uranus: The only documentation of Uranian Clefable exist in written and verbal format, so the exact parameters of their appearance are not known. Eyewitnesses accounts report a nebulous, shifting form with colors that reflect the time of day: light blue or grey at daylight, followed by a deep navy or black after sunset. Small bioluminescent spots appear as āstarsā when they shift into their nighttime coat. Their habitat is unknown.
Pluto: Strange, pale creatures, not much is known about Plutonian Clefable. Found only in the deepest caves, many of them spend their entire lives without being exposed to any kind of light.
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haaaaa i love clefable. jupiter is my favoriteĀ
EDIT: added venus and uranus b/c i couldnāt think of variations for them originally
Easterās over, you know what that means
ITāS HALLOWEEN
iTāS ONLY APRIL
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food