Nutritional Yeast

I need a wine

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[apjvff]

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

[k-of-c-deactivated20150305]

why does this have so many notes

[apjvff]

everybody support me

[vaporwavesimulator]

goblin hour starts now

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

you can only reblog this every hour

[bloomflowersbloom]

[rickyroman91]

Litterally same

[jacobbgyllenhaal-deactivated201]

Jake Gyllenhaal ASMR Interview for W Magazine (December 2017)

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

he whispers to my pussy like this every night

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[mysharona1987]

[arryns]

sansa: how do you answer these charges… lord baelish?

littlefinger:

[477]

[rooish]

a small child at the mall told me i looked like ‘a girl who likes circles’ and gave me a nickel today 

[xviistars]

this sounds like someone a pokemon NPC would say before handing you a stone or some shit

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

me, someone who can’t form stable relationships anymore: you know what? i wanna fall in love

[beermosa-deactivated20170202]

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

girl…

[naik2seki]

who she fuck? shrek?????

[rosaryemoji]

Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

[h0odrich]

the moon to the sun tomorrow

[theshitneyspears]

me: *takes edible* why don’t I feel anything? 

me 2 hours later:

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this is a super villians monologue 

[chronyck]