The Best of the Worst of Online Dating

Compiling all your NO-KCupid experiences. Get your daily dose of creeps, misogynists, and racists all in one go!

[putridcupid]

He asked if I hadn’t cum in awhile. 

[thymoss]

White Guys In Asia

[putridcupid]

a good warning sign is if the first line sounds like it could be followed by a “m’lady” and a tip of the fedora 

[christian-carovnica-deactivated]

Ayyy I can contribute to my favorite tag! I’m on OKC for friends (and the lulz), and as i was havin a chat with a nice gal that goes to my college, this wrinkled fool falls into my inbox. 

I didn’t even notice he said id never keep a man. Guess i couldn’t see it past my 5 year, steady relationship. Oops. LOL

Also, throwing BPD at me like that? Rude af to those who actually have BPD.

[putridcupid]

Another example of a gross dude using the old "but girls are mature for their age!" To cover up the fact they just wanna fuck young pussy. Despite the fact that they say they're interested in young women's "maturity", the age range they're looking for never seems to include women their own age or older....🤔🤔

Boston area ladies, watch out for this predatory old fart!

[unclefather]

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

[putridcupid]

😂

[putridcupid]

Received this charming message from a guy on POF. After blocking him, he then had the audacity to find me on Facebook and send me a message on there.

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PutridCupid says: why do old men always think that young girls want their wrinkly old dicks anyway, this is gross and pathetic...and scary that he went and found you on FB afterwards. Yikes! Couldn’t just take a simple no 

[shinyandloud]

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

[snarkymonkeyprime]

Good fucking Christ.

[thegreateststanzi-deactivated20]

I’m starting a beautiful collection of messages guys send me online. I make them artsy and one day I will start a museum and people will walk in and go “what the fuck”

[putridcupid]

How do I submit online dating messages for you to post?

You can just submit them, even better if you screencap the images! 

[duskonokc]

Tilting, cropping, and filtering do not fool a 90′s/00′s fangirl.

Justin is bringing sexy back, not you.

[putridcupid]

THE NERVE

[okstupidd]

I openly state on my profile multiple times that im asexual and looking for a romantic but not sexual relationship, or a cuddle buddy. This is the third man proposing sex since i opened my account 36 hours ago. One wanted me to be their slave.

[wtfokcreepy]

Just because a woman does not want to sleep with you, does not mean she is a lesbian.

Lesbian is not an insult.

Using it as an insult makes you an asshole.

Feminism does not mean that you hate men.

Also, that was an assumption on your part because my profile says nothing about feminism.

However, you are a cunt-nugget and I will make sure you never get to spread your “liquid gold”.

I’m not kidding. His profile actually says “My seed is liquid gold.”

Ladies, for your sanity, please don’t become involved with this piece of shit. And for fuck’s sake, please don’t sleep with him. Ever. Also, tell him he’s a cunt, because.. Well, he is a cunt.

Ladies and gentleman: Today’s asshole of the day is:

Dan!

[prae-arx-pacis]

If his profile calls his semen liquid gold, surely that problem will take care of itself…

[40yodater]

Oh how fragile this one was.

[putridcupid]

Ah yes... The automatic insult reflex after being rejected

[okstupidd]

No patience whatsoever lmao

[putridcupid]

0 to 60 in 60 seconds

[wandaluvstacos]

At first I was like “who the fuck cares what your dad does” and then I was like “oh”.

[hellolovelysilly]

@putridcupid

[putridcupid]

Hey don't kinkshame 😭

[hell-is-okcupid]

For the record, I don’t mention an interest in BDSM or kink anywhere on my profile.  This came out of nowhere.