I Laugh At Stupid Things All The Time

Todoroki Shouto is my Hero Husband that needs love all day every day and Jason Todd is my Outlaw Husband since forever

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[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[theartofanimation]

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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EVERYONE DO THIS ITS CUTE

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[makeyouleave]

my fave angel concepts:

angels smoking on a street corner bc they kno it won’t hurt them

angels crying

their wings only being visible when they’re angry or experiencing strong emotion

u can feel the buzz in the air when ur around an angel, like ur in a thunderstorm

an angel wearing their halo on their wrist and disguising it next to like 5 glow stick bracelets

they can all sing beautifully and hauntingly

angels being able to play any musical instrument n just generally having a deep connection with music

if ur asleep around an angel u always have vivid dreams

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plants grow faster when an angel is around

angels are immune to heat, and their halos are burning to the touch; when it rains, they steam

some angels will come out at halloween to help stop kids from getting lost; some will come out because it’s the only time they can have their wings on show

an angel’s touch is good luck. a kiss is great luck

where ppls moods are sometimes influenced by the environment, an angel’s mood influences the world around them. if u ever start crying for no reason, there’s a good chance that a sad angel is nearby

clouds form differently above the heads of angels

the outlines of their wings can b partially seen in rain, and the tops of them can b seen clearly when it snows

if an angel is out on nights with a full moon, they’ll often glow softly along with it

[tay-lesbian]

quote lockscreens

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[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[bunjywunjy]

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

[pwedatorpanda-blog]

Y’ALL IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

[spcychs07]

I don’t know why this image exists but it does and we just have to deal with it

[gluten-free-pussy]

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

[gluten-free-pussy]

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

[parttimepup]

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

[cocksmasher69]

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

[monarda-fistulosa-deactivated20]

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

[ruby-white-rabbit]

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

[winterwolf0916]

Dick: sis I heard you’re dating someone. Is that true?

Y/n: Pfft! Of course I’m not dating anyone.

Dick: *Hands you honey* Yell it out questionably.

Y/n: Uh…HONEY?!

Jason: *Yells from upstairs* Yes dear?!

Y/N: *Grabs onto Dick’s shirt slowing him down from marching up the stairs* Dick no!

Dick: *Using the railings for support and quite angry* JASON!!!!

[pwedatorpanda-blog]

What’s funny is that you could switch Jason and Dick’s positions and it would be just as accurate

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[avariea]

@tanadin-fr

[beatrizklotz]

lore help on the way

[bluethediviner]

YES

[angstytodd-inactive]

10/10 recommend it

[pwedatorpanda-blog]

Thank GOD

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Me every first date

[melaninmedicine]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[sweetmalkah]

If this isn’t me idk what is 😂😂😂😂

[thaprototype]

Me as the absolute fuck

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

This is hilarious

[jefemightyoozaru-deactivated201]

Lmfao 💀

[usagihime89-deactivated20190910]

Oh jenkies.

[pwedatorpanda-blog]

Fuck if half of this isn’t me

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[knifefightscene]

Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”

[we-are-monk]

I do respect superheroes who don’t kill, and I really think “we’re as bad as they are if we do it” is a terrible oversimplification of why someone would come to that moral conclusion.

Three reasons why a hero might not kill:

1. They are not granted by their society a “licence to kill.” Many (not all) people accept that a soldier or a judge might need to kill a wrongdoer in the course of their duties. Those people (should) act under strict rules and processes to determine when a death is just. A society, to be peaceful, usually functions under a guarantee that people won’t on their own judgement decide to off people. Vigilantes don’t usually have state-sanctioned authority, but they do rely on public goodwill to be counted as heroes and not menaces or even villains. A hero, especially an independent, self-proclaimed one, may lack the authority or judgement to serve as executioner. Most just societies require a trial before delivering a sentence.

2. They don’t need to. Paradoxically, or maybe not so much so, the stronger a hero is, the less they need to kill. One of the most common defenses for a murder is “self defense,” the idea that the person making the plea was in so much danger from the deceased that killing them was justifiable. But once you’re a swordsman swift enough to cut bullets or a muscleman strong enough to lift trucks, who’s that big a threat? As your control over your power and your ability to master an opponent both increase (and barring completely wild or uncontrolled abilities, these two are very linked) the easier it becomes to hold back, to subdue with the minimal amount of damage and to render even the worst villains neutralized without going nuclear. 3. The power to kill is bad for their mental health. Not everyone can perform even a “just” killing with a clean conscience. A hero might fear the trauma of killing, and seek to avoid the damage. Or a hero might introspect, and realize that, should they kill today, tomorrow the choice will be easier. Killing an opponent, rather than subduing them, is often the easy way out, and a hero who comes to rely on that solution might find themselves killing more and more, Even if killing isn’t addictive, a hero might still fear that mindset.

Now, a common version of this problem is Batman, who wouldn’t kill the Joker even if the Joker is at maximum edge, dealing out huge terrorist acts and body counts. The best reason for Batman not to kill him isn’t “I am as bad as the Joker if I kill,” but more, “I am a man who uses superheroism as a trauma coping mechanism, and if I start committing extrajudicial killings my mental state and my loose alliance with the police will both deteriorate.” 

[harlequinhatter]

THANK. YOU.

[safitheartist]

The thing is, the “no killing” rule often gets basterized by writers who don’t understand it. That’s especially prelivant with Batman and his extended family.

Batman’s refusal to kill the Joker after Jason’s death for exampel was originally due to the fact that Bruce was extremly unstable and would have completly snapped. Yet people seem under the impression that this meant Batman had some kind of delusional attachment to the Joker and that’s why he kept him alive.

So now Batman’s refusal to kill people is spawned from some false sense of justice more often then not rather then him being literally traumatized by the idea of losing controll over himself.

Damian is a similar case where his “no killing” rule is part of his unlearning process and to prevent his ptsd from being triggered. He keeps this rule not because of some sort of idealism but because it is a necessary boundary to both keep the trust of his support system and to keep his own mental health in check. However a lot of writers seem to not understand that either and believe that Damian would activly kill if given the choice to do so.

So rather then characters who refuse to kill being the issue, it’s writers who misunderstand the reason behind them not killing and push harmful, victim blaiming agendas with it.

[coffee-pyrrha]

Ozpin: Mr. Wukong, we need to have a discussion about your appearance while you are at this school.

Sun: Wait, what’s wrong with how I look?

Ozpin: Exposure of the pectorals is against dress policy, for all students.

Sun: What?

Neptune: He means “no tiddies”, Sun.

[tagaston-blog]

For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between British and American English!

[probsjosh]

Oh-

[spooder-moon]

Australia is just a fucked up mix of all of this with added slang and abbreviations cause we lazy af

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[tindershwinder]

Not all heroes wear capes

[v3r0]

Thot

PATROLLED

[dawnofslime]

that man was goku