“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”
is that barb from stranger things
cherry valley forever
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Not today Justin
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Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@pwetser
“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”
is that barb from stranger things
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro
holy shit
A frat house of deadly sins:
Lust, the guy who hits on everyone regardless of whether or not they seem inclined to reciprocate, also known as the guy who considers his own pleasure the endgame of any encounter, consistently failing to give a shit about other people’s comfort or satisfaction;
Gluttony, the guy who overindulges in everything regardless of whether or not it was offered in moderation or offered out of politeness, also known as the guy who’s always high off other people’s weed and drunk off other people’s beer, consistently failing to respect the unspoken standards of politeness;
Greed, the guy who lays claim to every object of ambiguous origin left behind after a party, also known as the guy who hoards things he’s fully aware he’ll never use before they expire or will simply never use at all, consistently failing to demonstrate an awareness of the basic concept of sharing;
Sloth, the guy who only demonstrates any agency when the possibility of getting someone else to do his work for him arises, also known as the guy who will actually expend more energy trying to get out of making a basic effort than the basic effort itself would have required, consistently failing to do much of anything;
Wrath, the guy who finds a way to pick a fight with anyone nearby regardless of the circumstances, also known as the guy who’s formed an elaborate system of self-justifications to excuse his violent behaviours rather than attempt to curb his temper, consistently failing to take responsibility for his actions;
Envy, the only nice guy in the house, also known as the guy who thinks the world and everyone in it owes him something regardless of whether or not he’s done anything to deserve it, consistently failing to recognize that basic acts of human decency do not entitle him to the regard and attentions of others;
and Pride, the guy whose stories keep getting longer every time you hear them, also known as the guy who can’t stand not to be the centre of attention and who only starts conversations with others in the interests of talking about himself, consistently failing to take into account the fact that literally no one likes a person who feels compelled to engage everyone around them in constant games of self-congratulatory one-upmanship.
They are insiduous people, these frat brothers, primarily because you know people exactly like them and could never quite put your finger on why they’re so goddamned infuriating.
the sons of the white suburban moms of the apocalypse
the white suburban moms of the apocalypse:
war: stands up at the pta meeting to remind everyone evolution is just a theory and shouldn’t be taught in science class
famine: invited you over for dinner but everything’s vegan and gluten-free
pestilence: didn’t vaccinate her fucking kids and now the whole neighborhood’s got measles
death: on the way to sign her divorce papers and you just put regular instead of sugar-free syrup in her half-caf no whip caramel latte
This is beautiful
Vintage travels to Paris in the 1950s
(Top left to bottom right) Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe, Notredam and the Moulin Rouge, filmed in the 1950s.
I have some good news! Time to set some new goals
You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.
Edwin Louis Cole (via difficult)
*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything
I wish your tendencies hadn't rubbed off on me so much. And so many things still remind me of you.
I was practicing and
[guitar playing]
little one: your phone is stuck inside. your phone is stuck inside. [reaches in guitar for phone]
guitarist, laughing: thank you.
little one: next time be careful with your phone.
That is pure
This is so cute
Beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world
Casual reminder that, yep, you're still sleeping alone at night.
Me: Where are the parents in these shows
Anime: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Disney: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fullmetal Alchemist: (ツ)_/¯
Sometimes I'm amazed how sad this has turned out. One whole year later.