assigning Scully to the X-files was the funniest thing the US government ever did because imagine you send this logical, rule-following scientist to spy on the Basement Weirdo but instead they fall in love and soul-bond so intensely that itâs actually a legitimate threat to national security. all the super-important super-evil government conspiracies are at risk because you (the US government) accidentally pulled the best matchmaking job in history and now theyâre so in love and oh shit theyâre breaking into another top-secret facility, theyâre discovering evidence of another war crime, theyâre gazing longingly into each otherâs eyes next to a crashed ufo and itâs all your fucking fault





















