Pyra Filologii

Xymena / she/her /student of polish language and literature / 23 lvl / love this country and Poznan / AuDHD

[pantwardowskimoved]

świąteczne przypomnienie że słowo choinka ma wspólną etymologię ze słowem chuj

[watercolormagicalgirl]

having undiagnosed autism as like an elementary schooler is like “hi!!!! i love everyone and want everyone to be my friends!!!! :D” and then everyone is really fucking mean to you constantly for reasons you can’t even begin to comprehend

[bengerm]

behold, The Master and Margarita in a nutshell.

(Feat, The Master, Woland and Koroviev + Behemoth)

[hapalopus]

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

[breelandwalker]

Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.

Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.

[hapalopus]

^^^

[mistressemmedi]

[safespacepol]

nawet narodowcy chcą mężczyzn...

[pyrablog]

Wgl słowo „ciota” zostało tak wypaczone przez to polityczne pierdolenie. W dialekcie wielkopolskim oznaczało czarownicę, wiedźmę albo generalnie osobę mającą „złe oko”

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[androfembot]

for anyone who may end up here in the future... sit in a bathtub and use a spoon.

[json-derulo]

NO! Do NOT use a spoon! Never stick something in your vagina that isn’t designed to be in there, it’s legitimately dangerous and can cause serious injury. Here is what you should do instead, from someone who has used a menstrual cup for years and regularly removes it while wearing acrylic nails:

1. Take a deep breath. This will be so much easier if you are calm.

2. Squat down. Get your ass as low to the floor as you comfortably can. (This position “shortens” the vagina, so the cup has less distance to travel.)

3. Bear down and “push” like you’re taking a shit. This should help move the cup even further down and potentially even get it so the end/stem of it is sticking out of the vulva, where you can grab onto it easily and pull it out.

4. If the cup is still inside, put your thumb and index finger together and carefully insert them into the vagina. Go slowly so you don’t stab yourself. Keep going until the nails are touching the cup, then grab the cup with the nails. The goal is for your nails to be pressing firmly into the cup (and thus unable to stab the vagina and injure you). From here, twist & pull like you normally would to remove, just be careful not to let go & let the nails stab you.

5. If all else fails, ask a trusted friend/partner with clean hands & short nails to assist you, safely remove the acrylic nails, or go to the emergency room. But seriously, whatever you do, DO NOT put objects into your vagina that weren’t made to go in your vagina.

[certifiedsexed]

ID: A screenshot of a Tiktok showing a white woman with long, acrylic nails covering her face, eyes closed. Text on the screen reads: "Just glued these nails on and remembered I have a menstrual cup in".

Screenshots of the comments from the Tiktok read:

"kiwi3dae: sniff a line of pepper and see how many sneezes it takes before it shoots out

nosteponslug: How close are you to your mom? Cause you're about to get closer.

funnykayla_: Your about to have a really deep relationship with someone of your choice

noosiii: ask it politely to come out idk man

luna.foxxig: Tap the top of your head like a stuck Heinz ketchup bottle

idiot.sandwich.9: You can't force it to come out girl, it'll do it when it's ready 🏳️‍🌈

_araly: Idk but you could always try switching to Geico

dez.thelez: Time to get some handy-dandy tongs

bloxburg.love.island8: it's ok hun your future kid will come out with a little cap 😌

wasson.not.watson: Find a friend you really really like

lesleydelauz: You know that arcade game with the claw? Have fun

breudau: do u know how to use chopsticks

ed.sheeren.is.emo: call paw patrol or something

XXX_grace._.xxx: Bop it. Twist it. Pull it."

lanickiialvarezz: The magic school bus will handle it

rolipolinoli: Just put another one in. When the first one overflows it'll be like a water fountain".

tampaxofficial (verified): 👁️👄👁️ This is a nail biter ...."

Below is a meme of a Black woman screaming "Beyonce" edited to say "Tampax Official?"

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[pyrablog]

Najlepszy rodzic na świecie nie istnie…

[twojtesc]

Pov jestes wiedzminem i potrzebujesz pomocy bo tris dostala sraczki jak wiezliscie ciri do szkólki na wiosne

[pyrablog]

Wozy, tanio

[dezisdrawinghere]

Cannot believe I forgot to post this here

He’s pondering the orbs

[notevenhauntingthenarative]

When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student

[winterswake]

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

[tryksters]

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

[hemipenal-system]

a vampire can't come into your house without permission because those are the folklore rules. a werewolf, on the other hand, won't come into your house without permission because it would be rude to do so

[skrzynka]

musze byc najglosniej śpiewającą osoba w klubie gdy leci smierc w bikini honor moj zalezy od teho

[jessesajoke]

things people have done to help me during a psychoses episode

i was on the buss and i hallucinated bugs crawling all over my hands, so my friend pulled my hoodie sleeves over them with permission and held my hands through the sleeves to "keep them off". they used the logic you would in a real bug situation.

i went nonverbal in a bad one in class, so my friend wrote me a note to give to the nurse since the teacher wouldn't let her go with me.

i often am very paranoid about the delusion that meat is actually rotten, so my dad will sometimes eat a bit of it before me

instead of telling me my delusions arent real, they help me through it using logic like it was real. they dont tell me that nothings going to hurt me in my sleep, they stay with me to keep me safe. then when it passes i can realize its not real

[chartreuseschaos-deactivated202]

This is how you help people. I will never ever fathom how anyone can think it's a good idea to tell someone with a mental disorder or neurodivergence that what we're experiencing isn't real. Real is subjective.