Half Chopped Raptor

Name's Liam - 18 - Culinary Student - NSFW ~

[memewhore]

[queernigga]

i can’t deal

[whiskeydragons-deactivated20180]

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[memorydatas]

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

[foulserpent]

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

[joshpeck]

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[khe1]

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

[justketerthings]

What did you major in?

[khe1]

Crayon

[bob-belcher]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[potdm]

[queefybuttcheeks]

3rd place at the dick suck invational

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[blossomfully]

Don’t settle. Don’t settle. You are worth 100%. Not 60%. Not 75%. Don’t settle for excuses. You will find happiness and it will be so much more than you ever imagined.

[reunioninn]

today daddy took me out to see IT and i really liked it! i was really turned on by pennywise and i was kinda scared to tell daddy about it, but when i did, he told me he thought pennywise was sexy too! then we went out to a costume store and daddy picked out a pennywise costume and told me he was gonna pretend to be him as he fucked me tonight and haha could you fucking imagine if this was a real post on tumblr

[adreamingofguns]

THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

[diycraftsnmore]