KISSER

they them : loli/shotacons dni : 19

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intro!!

hey guys!! my names aster and im a very proud alaskan native. things to know about me right off the bat; i read fan fiction religiously, i take things too and not too seriously, im a bad driver and im obsessed with horror movies, naruto, bnha, and im passionate about indigenous home and wild life

a few things to know!

001 : i have zero attachment to colonial western ideas of gender 🪶🪶🪶

002 : i take a lot of my interests very seriously but i also take them critically im very willing to have an adult discussion with you about them

003 : im very bad at tone so if im making you uncomfortable or anything like that please just tell me! i can't read between the lines or whatever they call and stuff so i prefer open communication

004 : since this account regularly interacts with several fandoms i feel the need to clear some things up - i mostly don’t care what you’re into fictionally but if you can’t have a real life conversation about how it DOES effect real life situations then get off my page.

USERBOXES + BLINKIES !!

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the red herring

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《Piano Dividers!》

Please recolor and use as seen fit. these are repeatable in ibis with some adjustments if you want to make these smaller.

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waiting for my ipad mini to connect to a wifi my phones been connected to for several years

i might be cooked i just wanted to play endfield but nvm #alaska

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i hit 139 hours in dead by daylight after being held hostage to play the game by my best friend and i do not recommend but i’m being compelled to continue……..

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happy 2026 gang

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amazon tryna charge me a restocking fee of $280 dollars excuse me…..??

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amazon tryna charge me a restocking fee of $280 dollars excuse me…..??

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small tenna doodle :3

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next person in a white truck to try and run me off the road is getting their vehicle drawn pregnant

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i am unfortunately on the quest for immortalism and at the end of my perilous journey i will being go through my list of people i want to kill myself in front of to change the trajectory of their life after they PISS ME OFF

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"He's an escaped schizophrenic/ a diagnosed psychopath/has multiple personalities/etc!!"

Yeah, and I'm turning off my TV ¯\(ツ)/¯

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People don’t power scale Naruto characters correctly.

Specifically talking about Sakura. Every time I see anything ranking strength of the characters, she is always at like the 20th place, while Naruto and Sasuke are top 5?? Hello?? Firstly, she is canonically at Naruto and Sasuke’s level. It has been stated canonically in data books AND in the canon manga.

Secondly, she landed a hit on fully powered Kaguya, something even Naruto and Sasuke couldn’t do. 

Six paths Naruto was only able to damage Kaguya before she powered up. This gives Sakura basically the strongest AP in the verse. Thirdly, she has proven her strength countless times in the manga, so (ignoring the anime studio watering down most of her moments for no reason) her strength has been accurately written, with her training with Tsunade and her strong motivation not to stay behind.

“But she got stabbed by Madara!” She literally said she would be a diversion. The fact that she healed herself just further proves her impressive strength. 

Another issue I see is people saying Hinata is more skilled at taijutsu than Sakura. (Before you attack me, I am a Hinata fan.) I even see some Sakura fans saying this, which is honestly concerning. Both Hinata and Sakura’s strongest points are taijutsu, and Sakura is way stronger than Hinata. 

Just because she’s a Hyūga, doesn’t mean she’s the strongest taijutsu user. That is Sakura easily. Refusing to accept that is just plain bias and glaze.

People not understanding how strong Sakura is is also why a lot of people think the whole story revolves around Naruto and Sasuke as a duo, and that Sakura and the trio never really mattered, which is FAR from the truth. 

In conclusion Sakura is top 3 shinobi in the verse, and if Naruto or Sasuke can defeat a character, she most likely can too.

(here is my ranking for strongest characters, if you were wondering ^ ^)

Matilda out 😋

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Byakugō 🔷

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remembered about drawing

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Sakura Haruno Fanfiction Master List!!

Sakura is one of my all time favourite characters and she just doesn't get enough love. I think (in my opinion) she has some of the best fanfiction out there in the Naruto fandom (I'm completely biased), so I've decided to take my favourites and organize them into lists for you all to enjoy! The first list you'll see is my original list, which is just general recs that I enjoyed. Anyway, let me know if you like my recommendations!!

Started: 2024.05.01

Last Updated: 2025.07.05

Side note is that most of these are multichapter fics that focus on Sakura's growth (since that's what I tend to read)!

Also, I label something as "incomplete" if it hasn't updated within a year at the time of me posting. To be clear, that doesn't mean the author has abandoned it. I'll try to update my classifications if I notice a change and remember to fix it.

–MASTER LIST–

original list (not organized, not updated)

third war continued/Sakura sent to war prematurely - dec 14

civilian discrimination/clan politics - dec 28

ANBU - aug 29

coming of age/Sakura grows

time travel AU - dec 2

romance - dec 19

akatsuki/missing-nin - may 27

SasuSaku - april 17

non-massacre

ANBU ROOT - dec 19

captured/mission gone wrong - july 25

BAMF Sakura

amnesia/memory loss - july 5

blank period

Sakura sees ghosts - april 26

kid/academy/pre-genin Sakura - sept 28

one-shots - may 18

ffn gems - this site is a nightmare, but has some fics that are pure gold

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P.S. Please be patient while I fill this out! You'll probably notice that some (most rn) of these lists don't have attached links and that is because I haven't gotten there yet. I do have fics for them tho!