in the corner of my mind

dust bunnies, boulders, cobwebs, & darkness ~*~ somedays it just isn't worth it to chew through the leather straps.

[thenegoteator]

[pettyprocrastination]

Solidarity

[pyxiestyx]

Q

[thexfiles]

thank you carrie fisher for owning your life despite mental illness and despite addiction and despite 40 years of shaming and bullshit thank you for making it okay to talk about mental illness in a way that isn’t always fun and thank you for making it okay to be mentally ill and unashamed of it thank you for owning mental illness thank you for 60 years of telling the world to go fuck themselves if they didn’t like you thank you so much thank you thank you thank you 

[hirohamada]

water lilies; claude monet

[eraserz]

Fun Little Depression Things That Piss Everyone Else Off

- Forgetting literally everything from phone calls to visits to where you put your wallet(I just had it I swear )

- Needing 12 hours of sleep everyday but only in the middle of the day

- Void days

- “I’ll clean my room tomorrow” everyday

- eating everything or nothing

[sixpenceeeblog]

I think my favorite thing I’ve read all week is “when does a monster stop becoming a monster? when you start to love it.”

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[thetriforce]

I’m fucking crying of laughter I can’t

[pyxiestyx]

lessons i learned from The Outsiders

ponyboy: knowledge of others' is acceptable, but not ignorance

sodapop: don't try to stay happy for others, try it for yourself too.

johnny: compassion and kindness lingers everywhere, you just dont see it

dally: be protective and caring, and show your passion.

darry: you will get hurt from selflessness and caring for others, but you will always be rewarded in one form or another

steve: be ready to fight for others, your loved ones, and yourself at all costs. no matter what

two bit: laugh when you can, laugh at dumb stuff, and laugh to make the hell out of life. but dont forget that at some times, you wont be able to laugh.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by DemandaFrost

[gamechangershow]

[noobtheloser]

I did this. 

[mayahan]

Adorable Japanese Sweets Too Cute To Eat

[dreaming-of-escaping-realit-blog]

Okay so I made a book club on Facebook (thought it maybe a bit easier to talk with one another), would any of you be interested?

[pyxiestyx]

A link would be great :D

[thewholestreet]

THANK YOU

to the lovely ppl who I can always turn to: @electriceidolon, @pyxiestyx, @vikulee, @luckyonesjournal,

to everyone who’s donated or bought me something from my wishlist and to everyone who’s ever offered me their help in any way,

to the kind people who show support by liking my personal posts when I’m feeling shitty, especially @chestnutwind and @iwouldratherbeelsewhere,

to everyone who makes my dash a happy place either by creating amazing content or reblogging it from the artists.

[pyxiestyx]

*hugs* you are very welcome :D. ❤❤

[pyxiestyx]

This person is awesome (and writes some seriously hit fics ;) )! If you can't donate at least signal boost?

[howlingguardian]

Talk fantasy prosthetics to me.

An elf maiden dances on feet of living wood sung into shape, planted in soil and watered when she takes them off. Every year she plants the old ones and sings a new pair. (Incidentally, the pair of peach saplings from three years ago have produced an excellent crop- She makes preserves from them, and despite the inevitable jokes about “toe-jam”, they are appreciated.)

A dwarf king has a metal fist, all tiny gears and fine wires, kept wound by a mischievous mine-spirit bound to the spring as punishment- the more it struggles, the tighter the spring. 

An orc chieftaness is regularly asked for the story of how she earned the name Wyrmthrottler- she boasts of how she strangled the dragon that ate her arm, and had her shaman make a new arm from its bones, with its fangs as the fingers.

A necromancer simply re-attached his old leg bones- Sacrificing a few mice each day keeps it going.

A pirate captain lost her arm to a shark attack: a passing selkie saved her, and gave her tattoos of kraken blood. Now she has an arm made of salt-water, that grows and wanes with the tides, and swings a cutlass as well as the original. (She doesn’t sail as far these days though: she doesn’t want her wife to worry.)

A wandering swordsman was broken at the waist- his ancestral armour allows him to walk again, as long as he keeps it polished, and burns incense to the ancestors regularly.

A high priestess has an eye made from a crystal ball- to predict the future, all she has to do is wink.

A bard was struck deaf by illness- he struck a deal with the god of music. Now he wears hearing-trumpets made from his old pipes, and dedicates his every song to the god of music- the better he plays, the better his hearing. (It is said his music could make statues weep, and he can hear a mouse fart at 60 paces.)

A princess has the arm of a golem, enchanted clay with mystic words carved in- her music tutor despairs of how her harp playing has become even worse, but her calligraphy tutor is ecstatic over her handwriting.

A goblin pickpocket has an arm made of whatever he steals- no-one feels his fingers, and even if they did, they couldn’t find their possessions amongst all the rest.  

A witch has eyes made from shadow and starlight, given to her in a game with a demon. Nobody dares to ask what she wagered- they aren’t even sure she won.

A warg was born deaf and blind- his people learned of his power when the nearest birds started staring at them, and dogs pricked up their ears as he walked past.

[ysabe11a]

I’m

[pyxiestyx]

Yes. Yes to all of these!!!

[thefrogman]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Children laid in their beds knowing St. Nick was near They were bundles of joy filled with Christmas cheer

The internet was quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn

They went to sleep early, awaiting Christmas morn

Like a large, bearded burrito, I laid wrapped in my bed  While visions of corgis danced in my head

But then on my roof, I heard a strange sound  Like a bunch of hoof-steps and then a great pound  I rose from my sleep and put on some pants  I missed one of the leg-holes and did an awkward dance

I heard a loud rustling and thought it was looters With my bat’leth in hand I patrolled for intruders

I saw a dark figure who held a large sack I sneaked in behind and planned my attack I swung and I punched with all of my might But this dastardly fiend hardly put up a fight

I jabbed with my blade, he was pinned to the wall Then I realized he was no intruder at all  This startling discovery gave me great pause For I had just pummeled dear old Santa Claus 

I surveyed his wounds, he was out like a light There was no way he could finish his job on this night I couldn’t ruin Christmas for all the girls and boys  This was my fault, so I would deliver their toys.

I got to the roof and saw Santa’s sleigh  The reindeer were waiting to get underway I hopped aboard and then grabbed the reins  I suddenly realized I had forgotten their names  Now Steve! Now Dave! Now Lenny and John! On Pete! On Phil! On Darryl and Ron!

The sleigh did not move, and they gave me a scoff  I googled their names, I was WAY off

Now Dasher!

Now Dancer!

Now Prancer and Vixen!

On Comet!

On Cupid!

On Donner and Blitzen!

The eight magic reindeer took off in a rush I hurried them on as I shouted, “Mush! Mush!”  We flew ‘cross the moon and jingled our bells  We flew past the ocean and its midnight swells

I slipped down chimneys and delivered the toys  I ate all the cookies left by good girls and boys

Christmas was saved, and I let out a sigh If the children had known, they surely would cry

So yes, I beat up Santa, but he is doing just fine He’ll be back to normal in the nick of time The elves picked him up and treated his wounds  He’s doing very well and will recover quite soon I said a jolly, “Ho ho ho!” when I heard he was alright  And I shouted from on high…

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!”

EPILOGUE

Credits Pummeled Santa / Epilogue - Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] Reindeer GIFs - Mel Roach [tumblr] E.T. Moon GIF - Sam H. [tumblr]  Joy - Jamilia Jean [website] 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The song “Baby its Cold Outside” is about a man keeping a young woman in his house against her will through intimidation, smooth talk and suspicious cocktails.