Minimum Safe Distance

early 30s meme enthusiast, needs spell check to get through the day, professional project starter, ammature projet finisher, he/him, happily married, blog will be occasionally NSFW, 18+ sorry kiddos

[peachdelta]

Wanted to draw this extremely cute 1930s postcard I stumbled across earlier

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[jadenvargen]

the man who sold the world // a deal with the devil

[dogpuppy]

[barksbog]

she is so obsessed with the couch

[teeth--king]

Same image

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[oneheadtoanother]

[depsidase]

[stealingpotatoes]

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

[stealingpotatoes]

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

[leonkennedy4ever]

How am I looking at the ice cream now that the prices are so fcking high

[beammeupplease]

Celestial Venice

Moebius

[goldensunset]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[obesecamels]

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[secondbeatsongs]

as of today, this amazing video is ten years old! happy birthday, video!

[calronhunt]

numbers if they had youtube drama

[calronhunt]

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards