Mylifemyblog

Cast your stones and cast your judgment. You don't make me who I am.

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[starafterdeath]

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

[mrevaunit42]

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

[peppermintfairy]

There’s another one!

[candiikismet]

These are so neat

[karmacursedme]

This is some twilight zone shit. It’s so cool.

[stabbetharenny]

I LOVE THESE KIND OF THINGS CAN YALL TAG ME IN THEM IF YOU SEE STUFF LIKE THIS I LIVE AND BREATHE IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[everythingfox]

Master of the sneak attack

(via)

[seriousfic]

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

[ruffboi-mags]

i am so angry about how perfect this gif is.

[mothman-flaptual]

@aspiringalaskan

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[stream]

Birds of Prey (2020)

[muffintoppingprettyhard]

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

[sonicrainbooms]

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

[sonicrainbooms]

That’s fair

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues-deactivated2026072]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[sufferingenby]

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

[anarchosurfism]

genuinely distressing is the understatement of the year

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

“YES CLAUDIA”

[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[catchymemes]

[qbandude]

@phaserstoqwaser

[omghotmemes]

Hello old friend [OC]

[advanced-procrastination]

Like… we warned them. Business people warned them. You spread the market too thin, the public will find an alternative. When everything was on one or two streaming sites, it was good. But now that everybody wants in on the streaming cash cow, ain’t no cash in it because everyone’s saying “you know where I can get all these shows without paying twelve different subscription fees? Putlocker”

[qbandude]

@phaserstoqwaser

[the-football-chick]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[rustyjnails]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?

[rook-the-catechumen]

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

that fuckin closeup tho….

[qbandude]

@phaserstoqwaser

[wtf-fun-factss]

Latchkey incontinence is the increased feeling of “having to go” the closer you get to the restroom. It is a conditioned subconscious response similar to what Pavlov proved with his scientific experiment with his dog. – WTF Fun Facts Source:https://money.cnn.com/2017/01/02/technology/france-office-email-workers-law/index.html

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Is Jeff

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

[la-volpe-bianca]

HOLY FUCK HOW DID THIS RACE OF CUCKS TAKE OVER HALF THE WORLD?

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

…I am NEVER moving to England.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Wow, what the heck, England?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

“It’s awfully impolite of you not to put your attacker’s comfort ahead of your own safety.”

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Also notice how he assumed that the attacker just wants the money. But that’s not always the case, especially for women (and men, but mostly women) who are attacked by rapists whose motivation is direct physical and psychological harm and will not be placated by money. To which I ask those who support gun control in the UK and in the USA,

What then?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier 

[kurasumi]

“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re* going to regret.”

“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”

“Nice job breaking it, hero”

“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”

Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines

[starry-nightengale]

“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room… and I’ll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.”

“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself. Because you’ll be dead.”

[kurasumi]

“Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise– * really loud ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“ 

“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”

[clareironbrook]

”Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.“

“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”

“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”

“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”

”Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.“

[thelovelyblark-barg]

“Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber…. is looking pretty good.”

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic