suck my duck?

*duck noises*

[lesbianrey]

callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

[brucebocchi]

not gonna fuckin say it again

[brucebocchi]

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

[roguemortal]

Stagnant is a really terrible word choice, marinades are about flavor and if sufficiently acidic can penetrate and tenderize about a quarter inch into the meat, while brines use salt to make meat tender and juicy all the way through but impart relatively little flavor other than risk of over salting.

You want to avoid brining and marinating at the same time, but brining first, then marinating can make for some exquisite cooking. Also don’t switch the order, brining second will steal the marinade flavors, and for thinner cuts a marinade might be all you need anyway.

[macabremommy]

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[princesstigerbelle]

[gorps]

[lord-kitschener]

Meowboys

[uwucamp]

YEEHAW

[wordswithkittywitch]

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[rosecrystal]

[manny-jacinto]

[vote-for-eggman]

[toastbutteregg]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[xtigerwoman]

i love women so much i wanna cry

[girlwithswords]

[statictay]

 clone wars constantly yo-yos between “no matter how fair the government claims it is, it will always become corrupt by corporate greed” to “check out this cool spaceship” to  “companies are willing to sell potentially dangerous resources to a desperate population if it means more profit” to “this space wizard just threw a rock with their mind and cut it in half with a laser sword how sick is that"  and I think that’s wonderful

[statictay]

this one episode starts with a monologue about how criminals  exploit the fear of the masses during wartime for personal gain and then it immediately cuts to C3P0 planning a brunch

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny

[powerfulwizard]

I just realized this is actually Eminem and not a guy making fun of him

[see]

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

WHAT

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

it’s real😭😭😭😭😭😭

[evangelimes17]

Okay the link is kinda busted so here (hopefully) is a better one:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAn0QpwDUCtIa_EkTetZoaA

Barbie Official Movies

[aw3zom3zauc3]

ISLAND PRINCESS

[b0n3-daddy]

@consciously-corvidic

[quasarkisses]

RED ALERT GO WATCH BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[midiport]

[fucko]

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[guerrillatech]

Fellas

[hyliantimelordin221b]

LMFAO thank god

[emeraldmercury]

[seabassapologist]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

" Who cut the Cheese "