The Life of Quail

A blog about me, my adventures and things I find hilarious enough to reblog. Enjoy!

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Important information for everyone to know.

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Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

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Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

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Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

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The idea that hearing aids are only for eldery also fuels the reasoning that health insurance companies consider them a luxury.

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by Cooked Cartoons

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After Sauron.

And more from Middle Earth.

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all those posts like “don’t give yourself bangs during quarantine” “don’t dye your hair” “don’t shave your head” are honestly bullshit this is the Perfect time you’re literally not allowed to leave the house for god knows how long do something crazy who gives a fuck

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

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Need this.

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Of course

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It worked tho

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I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

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ENERGY

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OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

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Positive vibes!!!!!

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[quail1990]

Might as well try to get some positive energy flowing. A job would be a good start.

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[quail1990]

The tales of playground duty

Sometimes you have to love when you have playground duty with the Grade 1-3s. Especially when you are a secondary teacher. So ,one day, it was a pretty tough day, I had lost my preps to unexpected subbing and had some challenging classes before lunch. So, I go on duty and play some made up games with the little kids. When it was time to line up some Grade 2-3 girls decided to question me.

"Miss, do you have a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't."

"Why not Miss?"

"I just don't want one right now. Do you have boyfriends?"

Both girls looks disgusted and go "NO!!"

Then a little boy from grade 1 goes "I have a boyfriend! Anthony!"

He made me day. Also, good for him.

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

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oh god why is this me lol help

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I’m so glad this came back into my life

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I love them all

[quail1990]

This is beautiful. :)

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When my principal sends me an email about something I have to do

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Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

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Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

[kintatsujo]

An amazing and revolutionary concept

[indigo-night-wisp]

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

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I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

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Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

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help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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let’s do it, roger

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Roger helppppp

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I need you Roger!

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ROGER PLEASE

[quail1990]

Roger is cute. :)

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(via Li4mricee)

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[teachinginreallife]

When I try a new activity that gets students out of their seats and it goes off the rails

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this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

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Sam’s face at the end makes this post