wtf is going on

"Vore the meat chug the nut." Official blog of the quarterlifecrisesphannies! we coined the term "phicc". we offer free advice so send us asks! (Mobile header credit to the lovely @moonbeamphan!)

[tibets]

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[lolwtfmemes]

[web1995]

Annular Solar Eclipse - Monument Valley - May 20, 2012

[mae--borowski]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

just a little prayer i say to myself before opening tumblr in public

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[browsedankmemes]

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

[bestgreekfoodintown]

I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

[ratbastardhours]

@owohowell

[queernigga]

stop this

[contac]

[nikocat]

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

[asparagus-the-theatre-sloth-dea]

I had to see this now you all do too.

[phyllisdiller]

Exactly the kind of relationship I’m looking for

[silenthill]

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

[quarterlifecrisesphannies]

your faves are problematic: the qlcpn

anushka: says she’s from california but doesn’t prefer avocados, is probably made of bubble tea

gabs: might be a field of corn in a trenchcoat, would die for the phicc

ash: always falls asleep before skype sessions, shares memes on Facebook like a middle-aged mom

audrey: smokes the devil’s lettuce out her window, is the definition of an art hoe

christina: can only talk about how great new york is and her love for dunkin, can be a loveable mess when drunk

phantom: pretends to be from finland, is the grandma of the gc who also plays video games

emily: says she writes fics but hasn’t updated in months, believes that sweet iced tea is the only good thing in life

ellen: she isn’t really scottish, not sure if she can actually save you as a nurse

nessa: probably stalled her car 6 times today, only listens to emo bands

tawnie: likes another dan on youtube more than dan howell, is too fucking tall

mik: says she’s a lesbian but would also die for patrick stump, owns too much lipstick

[medium-guy]

Sometimes a family is a group of lgbtq+ teenagers who all live thousands of miles apart but still care about each other immensely