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The only reason THE ONLY REASON I am glad we didn't get two black actresses for Lou Lou and Louella is that I don't fucking trust people to be normal about them. I saw what people put Amandla through and that shit was EXPLICIT in the text.
I do NOT trust audiences to behave about two little black girls.
Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?
Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?
Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.
no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
Fic Idea: ASOIAF x Night of the museum au where you become a Night guard to a museum in a modern westeros and all of a sudden everybody comes to life on the first Night of your job : bonus points that they came to life for the first time because of you, I think it would be more chaotic lmao. Imagine all the confusion among the characters, and you have to find a way to calm them down, and most of them are like egoistic af. You're so close to pulling your hair out.
coming out as rhaelya shipper but in a very specific way because what i find interesting about them is a) how gnc they both are and b) the prophecy.
to me they're transfem x transmasc and they're both obsessed over the future because rhaegar has dragon dreams and lyanna is a greenseer.
i find fascinating that at the start of the story they could be considered genderqueer (rhaegar is more a princess than an a prince, lyanna more a knight than a lady) but they die in the most "gender conforming" way possible (rhaegar fighting a battle, lyanna giving birth).
like !!!! lyanna IS the Knight of the Laughing Tree, and she DOES elope with rhaegar after the tourney. she's the Knight and he's the Princess !!
i also like to imagine lyanna as someone with prophetic dreams because it connects her with bran, and i think they're two characters very linked (we learn the story of the Knight of the Laughing Tree from Bran's POV after all), and it also gives her another connection with rhaegar.
imagine lyanna, a teenager, cursed with visions she doesn't quite understand and uncomfortable with the gender role she must perform, getting approached by rhaegar, older and wiser. someone who understand her and can show her the way, the truth, and an escape, all at the same time...
idk they are interesting !! we need to stop feeding into tragic cisheterosexual romance that ignores the age difference and instead embrace the genderqueer fucked-up mess they were. like NOT A SINGLE FIC about them on ao3 has the tag of "gender issues" or "gender queer" or "trans". WAKE UP !! FREE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CHAINS!
some people really are out there ignoring the most important trait that connects lyanna and jon... their shared love for bookish femboys (this is why samjon is canon btw).
Anyone done a time travelling Aemon yet?
Like the dude has his whole 'Egg!!!! I dreamed I was old!!' Thing and dies and he wakes up in Old town young af and able to fucking SEE and he has like 5 minutes of euphoria, thinking it was just some dumb dream... only for the rest of that week to go by in a deja vu haze... then he gets the letter from Egg whining about being made to squire for Daeron even though he knows Daeron's not gonna do anything at the tourney...
Aemon's like rushing to throw off his maesters robes because fuck this because fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it!!! He watched his family destroy themselves at every turn for decades while he could do NOTHING and he won't fucking do it again!! Not again. Please! He can't!!!
And this one time he told his baby brother to kill the boy and let the man be born but Aemon never did it!!! He never, ever, ever did it, because he swore his vows when he was a boy and he kept to them and they never meant anything. They never saved anyone!! No one that mattered! And if the Long Night really is coming then a stable realm is better than one on the brink of absolute destruction.
So.
Fuck.
It!
Aemon runs away from the Citadel, boards the first ship sailing for Storm's End.
As they're getting ready to fuck off from Summerhall for Ashford Maekar gets a letter that Aemon has disappeared from the Citadel! He's a fucking mess about it... and the he gets to Ashford and fucking Egg and Daeron are missing now too?!?!?! What's happening?!?!
Baelor is a lot more concerned about this than in canon, because now it doesn't just look like his nephews got waylaid, it looks like they got targeted. He has people out searchinf everywhere.
Meanwhile, Lyonel's party rocked up to Ashford with this new kid. Very quiet, very kind, but gods there is a fire in that boys purple eyes! Lyonel finds out about the missing princes and keeps sending Aemon looks like 🤔🤔🤔 then he meets Dunk and his small, purple eyed, wild child and is doubly 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐 especilaly when Egg and Aemon are there yelling 'EGG!!!' "EMO!!!' at each other which are suspiciously close to Aegon and Aemon...
He says nothing.
The thing with Tanselle goes down and while Egg goes running off for Dunk, Aemon goes running off for Baelor, bursting into his comandeered study like 'Uncle, if gou ever loved me come with me right now!!!!!' And Baelor has so many fucking questions!!!! But he goes, anyway cos it seems important... but by the time they arrive Aemon finds Egg was faster and Dunk has already punched and kicked Aerion. Aemon is like 😓
Things go a little better, in that Daeron accuses Dunk of kidnapping Egg and Aemon demands to know what they're going to do about Lord Lyonel, then, because if it is a crime to take in a boy pretending at being an orphan than Lord Baratheon is guilty, too!!! Lyonel is summoned, gets told what's happening and immediately demands a trial by combat with his accuser... Daeron goes all wide eyed, looking at Lyonel and Dunk and withdraws his accusation that Dunk kidnapped Egg, thus the implied accusation against Lyonel is withdrawn... Aerion still gets his trial of the Seven though. Aemon is furious. Yells that his father is a coward who never could do what was right for all of them rather than just right for Aerion and that if anyone in their family deserved to be exiled for good it was Aerion!!!
Then he runs off... to Steeley Pate to have a new armour made for Baelor... Egg's busy gathering the gang... Maekar and Baelor are so fucking confused!
Early the next morning, Aemon goes rushing into Baelor's room with a bag of armour and interupts Baelor trying to squeeze himself into Valarr's armour (visioning it like where you're trying to squeeze into last year's jeans) and Baelor is like 'ah... I can explain' and Aemon's like 'no time. Don't care. Put this shit on! Don't die! Love you, uncle, bye!!' Baelor is just ???? But happily puts on the bigger set of armour...
And survives the Trial. Dunk swears to him. There's a big fight over Aerion's exhile to Lys. Aemon writes out the Night's Watch vows, then he shoves the parchment into Baelor's chest then goes to go chill with Egg and Dunk (and Lyonel) at the Elm...
Aerion goes to the Wall and Aemon has to figure out how to get his whole family to spontaneously decide they need to visit Dorne for a year or two to avoid a plague they don't know is coming...
I would really like Daenerys, Jon, and Young Griff/Faegon to just meet and be friends. Obviously it won’t happen, but I would like for them just hang out and be chill. Jon and Dany could bond over how hard being a ruler is, Young Griff and Dany can bond over being raised in Essos, Jon and Young Griff could bond over not knowing their true father, but loving the one who acted as one in their lives.
Idk, I want these crazy kids to just be kids together, throw Robb in there too, let Dany and Sansa be friends too, let Arya be happy with Gendry and Hot Pie, let Tommen and Myrcella be happy siblings away from conniving nobles, let Bran not have to suffer and give up his humanity, let Rickon have family actually come back to him.
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I Crocheted Neil Banging Out The Tunes
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
starklings modern au. the eras tour is coming to westeros. sansa stark needs to see taylor swift perform "love story" in person or she'll die (that's what she tells ned). the money is no issue the starks can obviously afford the vip tickets for sansa. and jeyne. ("i CAN'T see taylor swift without jeyne, dad! i can't sing along to the songs alone, that's embarrassing!" "won't there be hundreds of people there?" "but jeyne is different! she's my best friend in the whole world, dad! we already made matching bracelets with the lyrics, see?"). the real issue is who is going to chaperon. robb is the obvious answer (eldest sibling curse), but he has the college entrance exams in like a month and he's kind of losing his mind, so we have to count him out. the next option is jon who is not taking the college entrance exams this year because he thought taking a sabbatical working at the former-penal-colony-now-reformed-museum that the stark family owns at the edge of the world was a good idea. jon is an emo teenager that hates taylor swift but he agrees to chaperon if his friend sam from the former-penal-colony-now-reformed-museum who actually likes taylor swift can come. so. four tickets. perfectly affordable for the starks. ned is happy. catelyn is not. she doesn't think jon is responsible enough. she needs another trusted young adult. that's when theon walks through the door. he doesn't live there but he's always in their house for some reason. coming out of nowhere with the smile of an asshole to ruin ned's morning coffee by saying: "you can't trust snow to watch the girls if his gay ass boyfriend is there to distract him." "sam is NOT gay, asshole" says jon with loyalty. nobody believes him. "all men who like taylor swift are gay" theon pronounces gay like a slur because catelyn is present and he can't say a slur for real. "but don't worry, mrs stark, i can watch the kids" he winks and catelyn considers blowing up the whole house. "you only want to go because you like taylor swift too" says arya from under the table where she's carving the wood with a kitchen knife. she knows sansa forced theon to listen to the reputation album till he admitted he liked it. "i do not!" says theon, who does likes taylor swift but also tries to go through life with the attitude of an homophobic red pilled alpha male who is NOT gay. "sam is not my boyfriend! we are not gay!" says jon again, suddenly and unnecessarily. nobody believes him. in the end, catelyn turns to the only young adult she can fully trust. and that's how sansa, jeyne, jon, sam, theon and brienne end up going to the eras tour.
oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least
Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.
If Dunk met Dany he would be sworn to her Queensguard in like 1 day, he would adore her. He would see what she’s doing in Essos and be like a Barristan 2.0. He would hate Jorah Mormont AND DAARIO NAHARIS!
