adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
Oh, man, sorry 😞 something came up. Can we reschedule for......... how about April 9th? Same time?

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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
Oh, man, sorry 😞 something came up. Can we reschedule for......... how about April 9th? Same time?
Someone said “The slow burn of becoming yourself” and I think that might be one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. It’s such a good reminder of how much it takes, how much character development, how much change, and beauty and courage it takes to reach your soul and I hope no one ever gives up on becoming themselves because it’s a never ending journey that only gets better.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid
The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."
That's the devil speaking.
save it for a rainy day
“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes
i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence
Thinking about that bit at the end of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall where after Gilbert walks across half of the country through the snow on foot because he thinks Helen is getting married to someone else (she isn’t), he finally arrives at her place and she’s like “what are you doing here” and he’s like “idk.”
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”
STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"
ocean sounds for those of you who need it
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.