Constance

Constance, 19, eyeliner and dark lipstick.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[niczka]

I didn’t see anyone post these Cleopatra tweets yet, I have to do everything my damn self.

These had me in stitches.

[dulect]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

This is a game changer. 

[fuckblast]

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

Because you wanna

Being punk rock

Looking hella cute

Small children’s reactions

[thegrayjumper-deactivated201610]

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[goatanarchy69-deactivated202012]

I spent 3 hours on this

[stycks-figure]

This put the biggest smile on my face. 

[fluffnfuzzxoxo]

Time well spent

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[secondclassvines]

[margarit-ass]

This fucking blindsided me

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[mysharona1987]

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[betterthankanyebitch]

this is so freakin cute

[sociallyawkward18]

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

[xyinx]

OMG let this go viral

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

The bit where the stagehand come out to hold the baby and superdad is like “No no, I’ve committed to this aesthetic now.”

[faiwbun-deactivated20221106]

Super dads are the best dads

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[sad-wolf-timezones]

I love this persons work lmao

[fuckyahumor]

good post

[kingcheddarxvii]

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him