Hi

Jaylin/ taken 8/3/15/ graphic design major/ welcome to my blog

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[sokkable]

in m. night’s movie they replaced actual Chinese characters that were readily available and shown in literally every single episode with gibberish nonsense that is also high key ugly

here’s the link to the the OP

[tenaciousdecapitator]

They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.

[khelladon]

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[confirmance]

me: *starts screaming*

somebody: whoa there buddy whats that all about?

me: sorry i just remembered my whole entire life

[politicalsci]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Reminder that just because he spouts pseudofeminist sound bites and wears sweaters, doesn’t mean our PM isn’t a giant tool.

[thatmcufangirl]

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

[fuckscooter]

we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishment 

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

“Tell me your favorite weird fact.”

The Earth is covered in corpses. We breathe the air the dead exude, eat the food they nourished with their decay, pour their remains into our cars, wear them and sleep on them. And then we call them scary without even noticing that they are present in every single thing of our lives. We live because of the dead.

[jestermolly]

Ecogoth

[stevechatterton]

Push your characters to the limit without actually killing them off.

[sir-hoesalot]

I tried to fuckin read this but I can’t bothered converting everything to measurements that make sense

[aprofessionaln00b]

Body heat : 41.6° C

cold water: 4° C

Hot air: 148.8° C

High altitude: 4572m

Diving deep: 85.6m

[sir-hoesalot]

You are a saint

[gelatins]

[whitepeopletwitter]

I really want to hear an update on this:

[firebirdscratches]

This is the plot of the next Mamma Mia sequel.

[crimewave420]

what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

[feelinhaughthaughthaught-deacti]

Netflix: We value diversity and minorities!

Also Netflix: Cancels literally the only LGBT+, Latinx, female-led show in existence in order to fund ever more straight, white, male-centric shit.

[feelinhaughthaughthaught-deacti]

Also Netflix: Pays ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to stream Friends, a program literally everyone and their mother has already seen a billion times.

Also also Netflix: We’re not prepared to keep funding this important, beloved sitcom which literally has like three sets, a tiny cast and costs, in comparison, pennies to make.

[sentimental-apathy]

All the while paying no taxes

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[schmergo]

There’s a scam going around facebook. Do NOT accept a friend request from Marcus Brutus. You WILL get hacked. 23 times.

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis