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Call me Andy bc why bother with real names on the internet, I'm your friendly neighborhood Trash Goblin and I reblog everything I can get my grubby hands on

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[shubbabang]

its that time again folks

[puertovegan]

reblogging this masterpiece for next year…

[famicom]

aphrodite is the goddess of femmes and artemis is the goddess of butches send post

[reinedescruelles]

Persephone tho

[laplacedemoness]

Persephone is the goddess of sexy bisexuals

[knitmeapony]

@goodbyeomelas: #look the trash fire bis need a goddess too #WHERE IS OUR DEITY#ok fine I know it’s actually Dionysus #Mythology

Here’s the whole chart:

[theraeandgo]

i’m proud of you for staying alive all this time.

i know its been hard and its been a hell of an eleven months but damn.

you did it.

you stayed strong through all of that.

ups and downs and slip ups and all.

and now there’s a little over a month left and i know that you can make it.

you are stronger than you believe.

you can get through today, tomorrow and every day after that.

keep trying.

stay alive.

[theburialofstrawberries]

norse mythology: and loki is the god of mischief and trickery–

j*ss wheatcake: A-HA! A PERFECT VILLAIN….

norse mythology: (disconcerted) nah man we’re talking the whoopie cushion end of the spectrum….hes a strange boy but hes jsut looking for some laffs yknow–

j*ss wheatcake: I SHALL MAKE HIM IRREDEEMABLE….HE WILL BE MALEVOLENCE INCARNATE…..

[theburialofstrawberries]

taika waititi characterising loki five years later: he was very upset when mcr broke up

[darth--nickels]

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thelowlysatsuma]

hotter take: john mulaney is playing himself. that’s it. Jake peralta’s high school ex-boyfriend IS JOHN MULANEY

[first-ex-wife]

hottest take: it was college & Jake was the rocking twink

[toesucker]

when you see this dude you just know youre about to see the most unfunny shit

[constellationcanid]

Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”

[nessa007]

PREACH

[wreathedinscales]

Andy Samberg is what now

[isabeaubordeaux]

@psychotic-pisces

[elastagirlsbbl]

Born August 18, 1978

[munroesdream]

*checks birth date* mmm, I just wanna talk to him for a second 👀

[sir-hoesalot]

WHAT THE FUCK

[starfruitwineandcathair]

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

Fucking preach.

[queertillyarchive]

and Simba faced only that one horror. nobody would suggest he ‘deserved’ to continue suffering increasingly horrific experiences to ‘pay for’ his naivete. but he’s a boy cartoon lion, so I guess he gets the benefit of the doubt.

[geekandmisandry]

Abuse by parents is so insidious, especially emotional abuse. Because parents can be fine and supportive and loving until something doesn’t go their way and then it’s guilt and appeals to authority that border on gaslighting.

Because I don’t know what else to call it when a parent says the way they remember it is the TRUTH, negating a child’s experience and memory and then saying that they are right because they are the parent.

Their version of what happened is the official story and a child gets manipulated into believing it or agreeing with it.

And sometimes these relationships don’t necessarily change when the child becomes an adult, sometimes that child standing up for themselves and holding their ground becomes evidence that they don’t “care” and that they are “unfeeling” or “unappreciative” of what the parent has given them.

And sure, maybe overall they are top tier parents worthy of awards, but so many can’t face that at best they have been using abusive tactics to emotionally manipulate their children.

[voguebycalder]

some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!

[sienfueg0s-deactivated20191022]

when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

[nerdgasrnz]

A little louder for the racists in the back

[redsatinsheets]

idk if men know this but

if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

[ohimtherebabe]

[donnasweettttttttt]

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

some things that horror movie culture has taught you are scary…. are just ableist

[artishroom]

….clarify?

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

okay sure. psychosis? scarier to have than to know someone who has it. DID? im more a threat to myself than people around me. wheelchairs and psych meds? are tools that help people live more functional and flexible lives and are not judgments of the persons character and for sure are not scary things. and for real, intellectually disabled people are not threats, but movies love to make them villains because they act different and understand the world differently. and people with notable physical differences? people who’s bodies look different? people with scars, growths, amputations, etc? are literally just people. and seeing themselves painted like monsters on the big screen is absolutely sickening and damaging to how society will see them.

its not only bad writing but its extremely harmful to people who actually live with conditions that are misrepresented in media. when i found out i had DID, my mom freaked out because her only point of reference was Sybil. when i was younger and first went on psych meds, i thought it meant i was set on a track to be a bad person, because in so many movies and video games you find out the bad guy has medication in his bed side table for some sort of psych disorder. the worst thing a hallucination has ever made me do was wake my mom up at 3 AM to check my bathroom to see if the bugs i saw everywhere were real and the worst thing an “episode” of any sort has made me do is hurt myself. my ptsd doesnt make me kill people, my alters dont kidnap people, my autism doesnt make me so morally unaware that ill murder for senselessly, my ocd doesnt make me hurt people etc etc etc

literally the only “horror” is the ableism. and the only way you can write good horror about disability and mental illness is if the focus is on how society and the medical field treat us rather than focusing on how we are apparently so scary, threatening, and bad.